Satire on Osho News, Courtesy of Swami Frank

This post from Swami Frank was in danger of being missed so we decided it is worth a string of its own.

Hello,  this is your captainless captain speaking..
Welcome aboard Oshonews flight no.05H0 – from here to here.
We will be cruising at an altitude of much higher than the unconscious masses, and if you look out of the window over to your left, you will see the rotten humanity committing global suicide.
For your entertainment please find the latest copy of “ivory tower”, our exclusive in-flight magazine in the pocket in front of your seat.
Don’t forget to catch up on this weeks sensational story – famous Osho therapist Ma Prem Mahamango’s  thrilling account of her tantric sex-sessions in a DIY orgone machine on the roof of Jesus house back in 1975 with Swami Banana, a world-famous astrologer and orgone engineer from großharden ,who was a great grand-nephew on his cousin’s side of Wilhelm Reich.
Ah! I think you`ll agree that its memories like that that make the here and now worth living.
Our in-flight assistants will be round later with a menu full of bland flavourless and tasteless dull mush. Please don’t complain, as they simply wont take any notice.
The cult may experience some turbulence later on, in which case, I suggest you ignore it. It works for me.
In the unlikely event of our cult having to make a crash landing, please fasten your seat belts, ,sing a mantra and pretend it isn’t happening.
I hope you have a very enlightened flight. I know I will.
thank you
and yahoo.
love.

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7 Responses to Satire on Osho News, Courtesy of Swami Frank

  1. Arpana says:

    This is outrageous. Giving so much credence
    to an an old barfly, who eats frozen Lidl
    horse lasagne, while reading his life time
    subscription to the Daily Mail,

  2. shantam prem says:

    Satire worthy of applause.
    In the golden age of Osho Commune International, when We decide, you follow regime was chewing with the milk teeth, comedy nights were super hit shows. Surely all the satires were on Sannyasins and the way we used to live.
    Arpana can check the archives if still exist.

  3. sannyasnews says:

    For information:
    Swami Frank’s own profile on SN lists himself as a sannyasin – just like the rest of us… or are you joking?!

  4. frank says:

    on the other hand,sannyasnews is more like an indian 3rd class railway carriage that has been chartered to go on a pilgrimage special–destination pune nirvana station, but due to onboard rioting ,redirected via delhi,lucknow,pokhara and playa las locos and ending up heading for ayodhya…
    unfortunately,sets of rival fans,attracted by the lure of free tickets, boarded the same carriage and all hell broke loose.
    scottish skinheads glasgow-kissing catholic sannyasins in the third eye…
    chopper deva slashing defenceless neo-hindus with his frightenly sharp logic..
    racist punjabi skins hunting for revenge over their gora masters..
    half-naked indian lunghi-clad religious impressionists mercilessly attacked and thrown off the train..
    innocent young seekers and cynical old bastrads beating each other senseless in the name of enlightenment…
    funadamentalists slugging it out with mental fundalists….
    madness!
    all masterminded by beyond-the-pale station-masters-gone-bad, parthen and dharmartha and their devilish plot to destroy oshos vision……..
    not a sight for sensitive meditators I can assure you.
    and it just goes to show,in matters of religion and spirituality…
    no thinking allowed.(pun intended)
    (to be continued)

    • Young sannyasin says:

      I think is a pretty nice trip in this 3rd class indian train…..i used to travel in cheap ways,and i’ve get usual with the noise and the dirtiness…….for me much better than the hipocrisy of the upper classes,where everything in nice and clean……after all where else i could hear the others bells about the Osho saga? On Osho.com? Or Oshonews.com?

  5. Kavita says:

    Frank you are too bad to be true !

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