Satire: An Open Letter to God

Beloved God,
Long time no news from you. I hope you are fine, healthy and happy.

I love you like always, but not happy with your advisers. As I see, they always suggest you to send your top diplomats – I mean Masters and Messiahs only through the Indian Channel.

Being an aware citizen of the earth, I would like to suggest -  this is not a right strategy. Other than back processing office work, India is no longer much cop..  Also Masters and Messiahs from India are always viewed elsewhere with suspicious eyes. They speak too much blah blah but without any sustainable content,  also their approach is just not contemporary.

May I suggest you a new land?

It may offend your top advisor but the fact is United States of America is the best land to launch your new chief Messiah. Americans know, how to sell, how to motivate, how to build trust around their products and services. Most of them are quite simple and easy, for example Coca Cola-sweet back water with some Fizz, MacDonald and Starbucks…burger and coffee, Apple and youtube–all about entertainment,  and now Facebook a 100 Billion dollar company where people can write with their photos, ” i am fine, hope you are Ok”.

Main thing is they know how to connect people..and as I understand, work of the masters is that people get connected with YOU in a simple and easy way..

Therefore it is very much recommended that send the next one through America. World needs a new Mark Zuckerberg kind of Messiah with his hooded T shirt and baby smile to win over the world..

Just think 800 million followers of new Messiah from America..Who swears by Thy name..

Will it not be a New dawn for the soul.. ?
Thanks

Feel like touching your lotus feet, our beloved God

Shantam

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10 Responses to Satire: An Open Letter to God

  1. Kavita says:

    does this mean now a team shall be sent to look for a south-american mayan kid who can be a world teacher ?

  2. Preetam says:

    Let me put it this way. The “self” of man are the Vedas. Alexander destroyed probably the Vednische culture. Greece expanded instead logical understanding, I misunderstood my freedom and self-awareness to recognize the mind. Rome stole everything from Greece and was still superficial. By the time we arrive in the present, in the attempt to establish a Christian-Germanic (Europe/US) world state.

    To me, Messiah and martyrdom the best way to manipulate and abuse man, for keeping the folk under control.

  3. Kavita says:

    in a way India has always been a ‘ call centre ‘ from spiritual / evolutionary / historical / mythological . . point of view . . . & what goes around comes around . . whether anyone of us likes it or not . . . but I personally feel I / anyone was not given a choice to be born into a certain country / family / class / religion / whatever . . . given a choice I would prefer not to be born at all . . my mother after her sanyas said to me ” if I came to Osho before you were born . . you wouldn’t be born ” isn’t it obvious we can’t have any ifs & but ?

    • Preetam says:

      To me, what makes growing up exciting is that out of understanding I am able to take responsibility for the right question to ask and be able to decide. But mostly compromises are not good advisers where freedom is concerned and the presure of the collective asks for them every day.

    • martyn says:

      ‘given a choice’ ….well i’m sure others prefer having you around….well ok mostly.. well alright sometimes.. well ok ,how about ‘ if given a choice.. others prefer you having been born especially when you pay for their luxury indian buffet at a five star restaurant of their choice…. yes thats it.. see the universe does care…as long as you invite others to dinner.’
      ..simple really.. i think the point is not to care that we haven’t had a choice and ….when i get hold of the bastard who didn’t give us a choice i’m going to give him or her some free ear-wigging therapy..oh yes…out of all the people who weren’t given a choice , they had to choose me.. i mean couldn’t they have chosen someone else not to give a choice to… i mean its not as if they were actually giving some-thing away
      Universe /one’s alter being : ‘I say ,excuse me would you like NOT to have a choice..’

      I ; ”does it matter if i say no ?”

      Universe /one’s alter being:
      ‘ Er not really no..its a bit like football its just goes on till somebody wins.. until then yes .. you have no choice.. well a little.. you can choose salt and vinegar or plain crisps and a really good looking partner who is great in bed…(well ok just pretending about the last one.. thats more like the lottery.) ‘

      ttfn ,love..the universe aka oneself-self.

  4. Preetam says:

    For me India has the job to steady the (our) “Self” with all its capability of ecstasy, celebration and devotion to our oneness in Brahman. I am anyway a little subjective euphoric, but to me the attack of the “Human Self” has not stoped yet, so let’s celebrate and dance.

  5. martyn says:

    about choosing to be born….so the number of people having lived far outstrips the number now living…
    see here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16870579

    which demonstrates that either all before us have chosen not to reincarnate, or have all become enlightened…wow thats a lot of previously enlightened souls who wont be revisiting…. :)

    ” So what are the figures? There are currently seven billion people alive today and the Population Reference Bureau estimates that about 107 billion people have ever lived.

    This means that we are nowhere near close to having more alive than dead. In fact, there are 15 dead people for every person living. We surpassed seven billion dead way back between 8000BC and AD1.”

    WHERE DID THEY GO ? IF YOU FIND A PREVIOUS SOUL LURKING AROUND ….REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY !

    and what about transmigration of souls from animals to humans… like osho’s cow to human theory…
    so really don’t worry if you don’t get enlightened .. its only a 1 in 15 chance that you’ll still hang around waiting for the next chance…and by all expectations the earth isn’t going to be a pleasure dome for much longer..so there wont be too many centuries to do it in…

    as the old saying goes….life …whatever you do you won’t get out alive….

  6. Preetam says:

    My understanding, it’s just one true self (soul), our oneness and even more. We are the creators of the universe itself because our heart of oneness – awareness and Love under pressure explodes into material world. There is no individual immortality if somebody is searching for something like this, only if we become what is already there, becoming Brahman before dying. (There we find even something of Osho, great existence) We are one cosmic being. Because of this creative ability Human is hated by whatever – look around, look and we see the dark scheme of whatever.

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