The Paca Mama Buddhafield – Osho’s Work

(The spiritual inspiration of Paca Mama, the commune in Costa Rica,  is Tyohar. SannyasNews have received various positive reports over the years of this Buddhafield  which is now some years old.   One criticism of an interest in Tyohar (and others similar to him who are and arguably remain sannyaisns)  is – that they are not doing Osho’s work.  Without arguing the case Tyohar quietly states and with equilibrium how he sees Osho and  the Buddhafield case below)

Tyohar wrote: Paca Mama Buddhafield – An extension of Osho’s work

Rajneesh Mohan – later known as Bhagwan, and in his last year known as Osho –  created the Neo-Sannyas movement. A movement of seekers, that are not denying life in order to find immortality, but are celebrating life as a pilgrimage to find that which is beyond life and beyond death. The movement that he created has helped many people to break the limitations of being identified with the illusion that we call ‘I am’, the illusion of self. The techniques that he created have allowed those people to experience expansion of consciousness. He was not just an enlightened master – whose presence was so powerful, available to transform whoever came near – he also dedicated his life to provoke the foundations of that which keeps the human race in chains.

He collected all the masters that were known in the history, and put them in a fresh light. When he spoke about Lao-Tsu, Lao-Tsu became alive. When he spoke about Jesus, it didn’t have the same quality as in the churches – Jesus became alive. When he spoke about Gautam the Buddha he always said: “I am not interested in Buddhists, I’m interested only in Buddhas, awakened ones”. Not to create a following but to awaken all to realize their true nature. That you are not a self, but a presence of selflessness. A pure presence of consciousness. Years of talking, day in, day out, through a remarkable talent of speaking the unspeakable, created a platform for millions to transform.
He dedicated his life to provoke society. He did many crazy things. First of all, Neo-Sannyasins were wearing orange, which in traditional India is only for people who renounce the world. He said: “My Sannyasins will not renounce the world, they will celebrate the world.” Then he called himself ‘Bhagwan’, the – blessed one, god. As his movement grew, and with the move to the United States, he started provoking the world by reflecting their materialism, collecting Rolls Royces as a hobby, intending to collect 365 Rolls Royces, one for each day. That process of collecting Rolls Royces was stopped untimely in 1985 by the Reagan administration. The joke was stopped, but the work continued.
Going back to Pune he re- built the energy field in his last years, until he left his body on January 19, 1990.  Self-realisation had been on March 21, 1952,  total liberation, happened to him. The blessed state of being, which is beyond any illusion, which is free of the chains of self. The moment he realized that there was no ‘him’, only ‘That’. The bubble of self, which causes an illusion of separation, burst, and the melting with the whole happened.

54 years later (March 21, 2006), on the other side of the planet – actually exactly the other side of the planet – another Buddha field, that is directly influenced by Osho, initiated it’s own meditation temple, the ‘Osho Hall’. The temple has been named after Osho.  He is the main inspiration for this Buddha field, that I see as an extension of his work.

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278 Responses to The Paca Mama Buddhafield – Osho’s Work

  1. shantam says:

    Extension of Osho’s work…the way every Imam in every Muslim country builts a mosque, the way thousands of Churches denominations were founded by the chrishmatic leaders…The way thousand of Krishna temples came in Existance…..
    Buddha field, Oshofields are the extension of personal interpretaion of Osho…and there is nothing wrong about them…our ancestors were building the institutions of their times..

  2. prem bubbie says:

    Shantam: please stand in front of a mirror and repeat: “I am a fool”, 1000X…. then repeat:, “I am one dumb mother fucker”. another 100X , then thrown on some Hare Krishna clothes, run down onto the street and set yourself on fire… that may clear up any doubts you have about white people…. Who loves you, baby!!

  3. shantam says:

    Are the People who copy Osho quotes and photos and publish them at Facebook not doing Osho’s work?

  4. shantam says:

    Even the small pimple called Bubbie around a
    dog ass thinks too, that he is doing Osho’s work…
    otherwise why he will spend best of his time at sannyasins priceless site..

  5. prem martyn says:

    tyohar….
    read this me old fruitcake…

    http://sheepridge.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=dee0624a5e345abd

    dialogue follows between
    Captain Kirk and tyohar :

    You said: i have a long weekend meditation group for one thousand dollars are you interested ?
    Kirk: On my way…

  6. prem martyn says:

    You said: not exactly

    Kirk: Then get on this technology. It’s all we have to work with if we want to get back home. The intercom may be monitored. Use your communicators for private messages. Subfrequency and scramble. tyohar hews, we’ll look for tyohar. Accompany us.

  7. prem martyn says:

    Captain Kirk and tyohar

    You said: parmartha is my friend ….is he one of us or one of them ?

    Kirk: He will lead you to destruction. He’s already destroyed the medicine that could have helped you. But there’s more medicine aboard the ship. What do you make of the cat, tyohar?

  8. prem martyn says:

    talk to yourself via chatbots.. its almost the same as blogging here on sn news

    here’s a list of them..

    http://www.pandorabots.com/botmaster/en/mostactive

  9. prem martyn says:

    being vegetarian or even better being vegan is doing osho’s work..
    check out
    oprah winfrey (she who likes eckhart tolle.). going vegan..

    OPRAH AND 378 STAFFERS GO VEGAN: THE ONE-WEEK CHALLENGE
    february 1, 2011

    http://www.oprah.com/showinfo/Oprah-and-378-Staffers-Go-Vegan-The-One-Week-Challenge

  10. Lokesh says:

    Some years back I attended a couple of Tyohar satsangs in Amsterdam and came away unimpressed. I remember thinking at the time he was a beginner as far as the global satsang circuit was concerned and that his verbal responses to the questions in those satsangs was lifted right out of Osho discourses. I also remember he was carrying a wee towel over his arm Rajneesh stylie circa 1975ish.
    Some time later I was up at San Juanilla on Costa Rica’s Nicoya peninsula, living some weeks next door to Tyohar’s commune. My wife visited the commune and thought it was great. I met and spoke to many people that were on the scene there and came away with the impression that Tyohar had founded a cool scene that allowed people to experience commune life in a beautiful environment. On that level I take my bonnet off to the man.
    As for that scene being a Buddha field? Well I kind of doubt it, but I certainly see no need to knock it.
    In the above article I can’t swallow all that bullshit about Osho provoking the Americans with his collection of Rollers. Osho collected those luxury tanks because he enjoyed them. Why this need to turn it into something more?
    The conclussion of the above article is a mish-mash of Osho speak. Coming from Tyohar it sounds a bit hollow. If Tyohar is enlightened, I’m the son of Fu Man fuckin’ Chu.

  11. prem bubbie says:

    Kato, you go down there and check the scene out, any problems just hi-karate them in the navel…. this is Fu Man fuckin’ Chu, signing off.

  12. prem bubbie says:

    Any virus’ or bacteria hurling sperm at the tourists shantam? Any navel orange robed natives restless and swinging from trees? Any vegan mutants shouting-”I’m a gorilla”, harassing the tree hugging meat eating Egyptian Islamic protesting clerics? Shantam, it’s almost 2012, end of days, where will you be- in Costa Rica, having a Margarita and getting looped off the worm, or posting on SN from your dumpy apartment in Dusseldorf? Tuff choice

  13. prem bubbie says:

    I’d prefer another source for the rehashed Osho history lesson…. It seems everyone and their mother is jumping in on it…. I value Loke’s, P.M’s, Satya Deva’s and a few others’ stories and experiences regarding the old man… the rest, just seeking attention and cash, i guess…. shantam what are your experiences from the “early” days? Haven’t a clue, have you…. go ask your virus and bacteria friends….

  14. Kavita says:

    any / Buddha . . field came into existence . . the day this universe came into existence . . it cant be otherwise . .
    we can go on calling it any field whatever one needs to call it . . & ofcourse each one will come with their names
    . . but the fact is Buddha didnt call it the Buddha field . . nor did Osho call it the the Osho field . . :)

  15. anugrah says:

    In last 60 years since Mahatma Gandhi Died, Lotsof older people in gujrat and other parts in india claim that they were very near to Mahatma Gandhi .personally .
    The reason they claim these stories with Mahatma Gandhi is very simple. Some want to be ministers and politicians , some want their bank account to filled with cash in Swiss. Hence some kind of story is needed with world famous figure like Mahatma gandhi

    I noticed that in last 20 years Lots of older sannyasins are doing the same politics of power with Osho. Their reasons are little diffrent .

    They want to be osho priests . they want to lead meditations and give lectures to others rather than to themself.
    Tyohar is one of those fools among osho sannyasins who use Osho and try to gain some dollers out of it . In 1996, he used to talk to public in pune and still survives because There is always bunch of foolish sannyains who find some ego satisfaction near people like tyohar , dolano and others.
    i would not waste single minute near person like Tyohar

  16. garimo says:

    I’ve watched PachaMama (the correct spelling I understand ?) over the past 11 years of it’s growth and seasonal changes. Can’t think of another more successful commune/community in the Americas.
    I understand Tyohar had a greater leader/role in the earlier years then in the past few. I understand it’s now more of a fellow traveler than it was, now with more of a community development.
    Somebody needs to be attracting younger generations to meditation and celebration, I see it happening there, and it feels good to me ‘cuz it’s not likely such a invitation will be coming anytime soon from the ‘ol farts here.
    Who cares if I or you thinks it’s “Osho’s Work”? I see life in the faces of those participating in the experience.

  17. garimo says:

    >Can’t think of another more successful commune/community in the Americas.

    Would be better stated as:

    Can’t think of another more successful Osho based commune/community in the Americas.

  18. prem martyn says:

    so you’d , i / one ,would ( english grammar is so tricky online) prefer to live in a bourgeois commune in the rain forest, with the definitive being….what exactly…?
    that you are defining yourself through non-conflictual interactions..smiley ones.. okay good and

    that your ‘oh hi good morning ‘is less evasive than the average office worker’s one

    that you like to breathe humid tropical air instead of downtown fumes

    that a part of your brain is permanently in an enthralling non drug induced trance..

    that you smile more and often…

    that you fell goouey inside like you did when you were younger and not so stodgy and cramped….
    that you laugh more and absurdly..

    that when you think of joy you think of rolls royce metaphors
    ?
    that you prefer that most israelis would leave the occupied territories and live in costa rica …..instead of supporting osho celebrations in a country where palestinians cannot celebrate anything other than massive i$raeli army revenge attacks..
    okay the last one isn’t tyohars fault..(he’s israeli and thats all i know)
    but isn’t osho so explosively popular amongst israelis and the former uk medina sw jivan (gurdjieff ) that he lives in i$rael by accounts in oshonews…

    and what exactly does that mean?

    to me it means i have a problem with ever considering even buying an i$raeli avocado…let alone confirming i like the i$raeli version of osho..

    mind i said israeli not jewish…

    some orthodox jews actually detest the state of israel…their leader was actually close friends with yasser arafat..

    you see
    if you try and have a radical guru.. at least have a radical agenda

    or is looking at costa rican coconuts radical?

    what are the defining moments of what is ethically responsible.. or is the tyohar dollar going into south american reconstruction projects to develop autonomy and education for the natives?

    costa rica doesn’t have an army.. because after the 2nd world war there was coups d’etat all over the south americas… and the the then president of costa rica came up with the stunning idea.. that if you didn’t have an army .. you could’nt be deposed militarily..

    if you don’t call it enlightenment
    you might find people do ‘ living ‘ in a less privileged and lets go with the fuck ups too kind of way… ‘

    the nice thing about ko hsuan school was we were autonomous…in every single day and events and realationship and moment… and so were the kids… and so for the purpose of this intention. of personal liberation and responsibility…i was enlightened… and so was every one else there…
    i never met that with so much conflictual fun or heard of it any where else

    certainly not poona… definitely not oregon(i wasn’t there)not the humaniversity.. definitely not the variuos mediterranean centres.. ie miasto or afroz in greece…

    and my testimony is not unique.. some of my friends and colleagues know that shit stinks….especially around sycophants and religionists…

    and knowing them and that ,makes me joyful…and makes me wise and enlightened…

  19. prem martyn says:

    ‘ sucessful community ‘with the tag ‘osho ;..
    what exactly is successful…

    i can invest in it ?

    i can call myself wise and lovable ?
    others call me wise and lovable?

    i’m polyamorous?

    or that
    osho is spouted every ten minutes on a loudspeaker like in MASH.. but with less rebellion than Alan Aldas surgeon medic .. and less popular appeal…

    the nice thing about osh was that he fitted the role of interfering bastard.. i don’t know anyone else who does that so well with the tag ‘osho.. in fact the rest are just wimps .. the whole therapy growth bag meditation up my arse lot of em

  20. Lokesh says:

    Anugrah: ‘There is always bunch of foolish sannyains who find some ego satisfaction near people like tyohar , dolano and others.’
    This kind of comment is typical of Anugrah in that it illustrates his bigoted attitude. As I said earlier I saw close up the people on the scene at Tyohar’s. Most of them were young, excited about life and open-minded. None of them struck me as seeking ‘ego satisfaction’. I thought it was wonderful that they had found such a beautiful place to be in and explore. The community is not in a rain forest. It is built on some hills about a kilometre from the coast.
    Anugrah’s mind-set is typical of this new fundamentalist standpoint that has developed amongst Indian sannyasins, in the sense that if a group of sanyassins aren’t bowing down in front of Osho’s samadhi and saying he was the master of masters then there is someting ‘bad’ about them. What a tosser!

  21. shantam says:

    In a fair way, if i have to recommend someone to choose between Tayohar’ commune in Latin America and Pune resort in India, i will prefer the formar.
    Atleast Tyohar’s has created his interpretaion out of nothing, where as Pune is the handicap version of Osho.

    A four legged donkey is much better than a three leged Horse. Point

  22. shantam says:

    Lokesh try to understand, why Indian sannyasins have developed a certain mind set..
    It is almost like why young Arabs are revolting against their dictators and Monarchs?

    As a culture, When indians relate with something or somebody it has much more emotional contents than the people who are from colder countries.

    As long as command of Osho’s work at roots level will remain in the hands of two Westerns who are full with this shallow self esteem to be the closest disciples..Indians, young Indians will feel a wall towards the western hegonism..

    Bulls are pushing the cart backwards, so much wisdom..that world simply ignores their Osho.

  23. shantam says:

    In a way, every single sannyasins Indians or westerns who have seen the documentary Yugpurush(the man of the ages), feels the touch of beauty and awakening..

    I cannot imagine, any westren disciple to go that far to immpress the TV channels in their country to show the dubbed version of this Tv Documentary.
    Why ?

    it is a question of contemplation.

  24. Lokesh says:

    Shantam: ‘Lokesh try to understand, why Indian sannyasins have developed a certain mind set..’
    I don’t need to ‘try’ and understand that, because it is not difficult…for someone to speak like Anugrah it requires only one specific characteristic….stupidity.

  25. prem martyn says:

    shantam i don’t mind emotional

    i approve of it..
    i found sitting in my own meditation as like a silent passive member of the audience in a classical concert… someone else (osho) is clever enough to know how to play a beautiful trumpet or sing.. meantime all i can do is sit on my arse and get bored when i do it alone.. and believe me if it had been any different.. like sex.. i would have done it more and c
    which is when i gave up trying to get joy out of it,…
    only rarely did i get to heart busting moments… and only then that was in spite of my efforts .. not because of them…
    so when you say emotional… it represents collective behaviour.. like football matches… great fun en masse..not to be missed… butit represents more of indian corporate identity than it does of self expression…
    ther’s nothinhg wrong in that .. in fact its a great antidote to corporate western separation of the individual from one another9hence the profitability of an escape into COMMUNITY

  26. prem martyn says:

    shantam i don’t mind emotional

    i approve of it..
    i found sitting in my own meditation as like in a silent passive member of the audience in a classical concert… someone else (osho) is clever enough to know how to play a beautiful trumpet or sing.. meantime all i can do is sit on my arse and get bored when i do it alone.. and believe me if it had been any different.. like sex.. i would have done it more and constantly…
    ( instead i prefer human dynamics… they’re more .. well human…emotional… )
    which is when i gave up trying to get joy out of it sitting on arse,…i get more joy lying down and snoozing..

    only rarely did i get to heart busting moments… and only then that was in spite of my efforts .. not because of them…
    so when you say indian emotional… it represents collective behaviour.. like football matches… great fun en masse..not to be missed… but it represents more of indian corporate identity (mind) than it does of self expression…and two way emotionality…
    ther’s nothinhg wrong in that .. in fact its a great antidote to corporate western separation of the individual from one another ( hence the profitability of an escape into COMMUNITY )

    when you turn emotional into icon dribbling sycophantism.. its a safe bet.. you are in your head… like worshipping statues of mary in ireland.. and swearing that they hover at night… you can invent anything you want if your emotional One Way..
    and indians can’t get emotional… because the libido needs to be used and understood… and you have no corresponding historical development .. either intellectual or dramatic to make it comprehensible .. it verges on poetic .. but not emotive…

    when ythose indian guys do get emotive… they slaughter each other .. emotionally.. or actually more precisely mentally…cathartically

    we from the uk west tune into ‘ east enders’ a soap drama of turgid interpersonal daily repressed emotions plus sexualised relating.. in death descending spirals

    whilst indians watch hours of the asexual mahabharata…where everybody, like osho, has a funny hat

    so what? well….
    i hope that the above all makes it very clear that we should all go to costa rica tomorrow…

  27. prem martyn says:

    and yes it proves i can’t use a keyboard.. i’m actually typing this lying doing on my side with my girl snoozing….behind me..

    swami awareness at your service…..

  28. anugrah says:

    Lokesh, you are wasting your time with perverts like amma.
    Amma from south india is very pervert , sexually repressed
    so are other
    those gurus are not going to help you in inner journey.

    you must be pervert to follow them.
    next time when you go to satsang , look around and try to find out yourself what i just said , it will help you to come out of darkness you live every day of your life
    feel sorry for you

  29. garimo says:

    >prem martyn // 30 Jan, 2011 at 9:52 am
    >‘ sucessful community ‘with the tag ‘osho ;..
    >what exactly is successful…

    I suppose some of that was directed toward my comments. Mostly seems a flow with no clear direction. But anyway.

    Without the manipulative edit, I added “Osho Based” meaning not Jesus based, or Moses or Mohamed or Ramana Maharshi or Ekchart Tolle or Byron Katie

  30. garimo says:

    or Mahatma Gandhi or Krishnamurti or Papaji or Douglas Harding or Adyashanti or Baba Hari Dass…

    I’m not attached to making what “Osho based” means fit my needs, or fit with what “Osho” means to you.

    As for PachaMama, some know it’s not the destination, just another bus making it’s way along the road. If your not liking the company on the bus or the route it’s taking, then hop off and catch the next bus going your way. No need to feel like you’re missing out on anything, the destination is always the same.

  31. garimo says:

    >prem martyn // 30 Jan, 2011 at 9:52 am
    >‘ sucessful community ‘with the tag ‘osho ;..
    >what exactly is successful…

    Without the manipulative edit, I didn’t say anything about successful. I said I hadn’t seen anything more successful. I wasn’t settling. I was looking for the possibility of there being more.

  32. prem martyn says:

    more what ?

    garimo..

    more successful what ?

    or succesful more what ?
    or more what successful more what more ?

    ahemm …
    tell us what your version of reality is…
    that would be nice ..

    whilst i sip on a coconut…

  33. prem bubbie says:

    Garimo’s back…. it must be his break from the flea-bag market of Santa Cruz… how’s biz, bro? When you say something, stick by your guns when challenged… also, “successful”, means successful, care to create a new dictionary meaning? Join Shantam, Anugross, Anand/Gandhi, Prakash and others in changing definitions of words, manipulation and being two-faced, it will just get your psychic -ass whooped. your latte break from the market is over, now be a good droog and go back and peddle your flowers…. they’re wilting.

  34. Swami Gyan Prakash says:

    >Can’t think of another more successful commune/community in the Americas.

    Would be better stated as:

    Can’t think of another more successful Osho based commune/community in the Americas.

    Successful is relative to what you term as success.
    Is Tyohar enlightened and creating a successful community based on Master Disciple community ??
    Or is it just a Tribal Sweatlodge sort of community where people live in an alternative experimental community ?? Then how is it Osho Way ?? Just by making a BuddhaHall with his Photo ?? The opening comments are just coped out of is homepage and says nothing about Osho at all. Anyone can say these words and make a village and sell Osho therapies.

  35. prem bubbie says:

    prakash- so then, prakrashtinator, where is your village? You’re such a goosestepping, gungho orthodox Rajneeshee, why haven’t you gathered up your passport, some bricks and mortar and rallied the troops to your “idea” of what a “True” osho sannyasin is supposed to be like and do…. like following you over a cliff and into the sea of the abyss…. Did I see a swastika on your bloomers under your pantaloons? Or was that Shantam’s or Anugrah’s hand print?

  36. Lokesh says:

    Anugrah, I think your getting your wires crossed. In fact, I suspect that your wires are permanently crossed and short-circuiting all over the shop. You are a complete dummy, who has not a clue what he is talking about.
    I’ve never been interested in Amma. From what I’ve heard she has a special vibe and I doubt that she is sexually perverted. One thing is for sure I’d choose her company over a wanker like you 365 days of the year. Go stick her head down a toilet and see if you can flush away some of that shit that is lodged between your ears. A fool to the max.

  37. Lokesh says:

    Spello in second last sentence. ‘Her’ should be ‘your’ as in your shit-filled head, Anugrah…and take that tosser, Prakash to the toilet with you…another one with shit for brains.
    Has SN become the gathering place for brain-damaged Indian idiots?

  38. garimo says:

    >>>“successful”, means successful, care to create a new dictionary meaning?

    I haven’t the need to redefine the meaning. I used the word correctly.

    “More successful” for me means it’s simply favorably meeting more of my notions of what makes me feel good. Doesn’t mean it’s my answer to all things.

    Was there a better word that expresses my view (not yours) that would make you feel better?

  39. prem martyn says:

    the following is a transcript conversation between me and the Captain Kirk avatar from

    http://sheepridge.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=dee0624a5e345abd

    ( I typed the lieutenants phrases and i got got back Kirks replies…..)

    Lieutenant : there is no alternative, only osho or something with osho in it
    Kirk: Lieutenant, you’re in a black box tied in with light rays into a complex control panel.
    Lieutenant: really.. i thought it was me searching for enlightenment ?
    Kirk: Bridge. How do you get the old knowledge?
    Lieutenant: by sitting with old people
    Kirk: Thank you, Lieutenant.
    Lieutenant: thank you
    Kirk: Lieutenant. What happened?
    Lieutenant: i felt enlightened for a moment.
    Kirk: I believe there’s some hope for you after all, Lieutenant.

  40. garimo says:

    When someone says they have been ” influenced by Osho”. Do you think there’s any possibility that means their every action is going to meet your notions of what “influenced” or “inspired” by Osho means?

  41. prem martyn says:

    what makes you feel good….garimo….

    we all wish your notions every success

    ( i also do a good line in company birthday greetings cards , if you need a snappy phrase )

    well garimo you could use semaphore or express your answer through contemporary jazz ballet.. but the options here are a bit limited….

    still i’m using my imagination for the missing words…

    i was successful once when i told some new age gurus to go stuff themselves…
    it made me happy…
    it was in totnes .. about 4000 miles from costa rica… different backdrop…no coconuts…

  42. garimo says:

    >Swami Gyan Prakash // 30 Jan, 2011 at 7:08 pm

    >Successful is relative to what you term as success.
    I’m in agreement, meets with my notion.

    >Is Tyohar enlightened (is that so important?) and >creating a successful community based on Master >Disciple community ??

    does it meet your notion of successful?
    based on master/disciple community?- I think not so much.

    >Or is it just a Tribal Sweatlodge sort of community >where people live in an alternative experimental >community ??

    Very likely much more…

    >Then how is it Osho Way ??
    Who said it was or supposed to be? (other than the editor at the top of this page) and what would your notion of someone else living “Osho’s way” look like?

    >> The opening comments are just coped out of is >homepage and says nothing about Osho at all. >Anyone can say these words and make a village and >sell Osho therapies…

    yes that’s true and happening. Isn’t life great!

  43. prem martyn says:

    yes things can be different…

    as i have found out so many times… at least when you take your socks back to marks and spencers they give you a refund… all the shops are the same….

    with ‘osho’ tags it means only.. the possibility.. at your expense…usually love or feeling good.. or( tadadaaaa) awareness…
    .. because i (the osho seller ) sell the notion ‘ you think i have something that you want.. ‘.. and that price is often indistinct , certainly advantageous to the seller and usually filled with collusions by others , knowingly or unknowingly…

    in advertising its called added value.. the presumed benefit of association with a product , which conflates to blur the real cost with the actual price….

    as opposed to face value

    i feel good to tell people that open conflict is a measure of a healthy community…as and when needed… there is no definitive .. though complete autonomy and preferably not paying for the privilege..are two strong contenders…
    the moment you pay anyone for these types of feel good ‘services’ you render your need openly…

    and there is more than one type of payment…

  44. garimo says:

    >well garimo you could use semaphore or express your >answer through contemporary jazz ballet.. but the >options here are a bit limited….

    or even some off the wall conversation with a television character.

    Now THAT would be productive and expressive.

  45. garimo says:

    >we all wish your notions every success.

    and I yours.

    I trust we all do the best we can to meet our needs and notions what ever they may be.
    Though learned strategies differ and are often more or less successful.

  46. prem martyn says:

    .. than…

    yellowish or turquoise ones…?

    :)

    kirk out…

  47. garimo says:

    >yellowish or turquoise ones…?

    ones what?
    with many of the references in your posts, I don’t know what this means. So I miss the humor.

  48. prem bubbie says:

    Which “Kirk”, the old one(as on the website) or the “New”, as in the last (idiotic) movie. Yes, idiotic, even hollywood is into rehashing the old and turning it into a story for retards(sounds familiar)? may the force be(into turning you into a retard). Is this what the “force” wants to do with the current sannyasins?

  49. prem bubbie says:

    give me “Space 1999″ any day. Martin Landau lives!!!!

  50. prem bubbie says:

    I hear there’s a new communal village in Costa Rica, not far away from Paca Mamacita… it’s called “The Capitalist’s Refuge”, they’re holding a week long camp next month called,”Pyramids, and Ponzi Scheme’s For Red Clad Drifters Who Wanna Make a Quick Buck”. No cologne please..

  51. prem martyn says:

    garimo .. when it comes to humor ..then i will spell it out…
    i took your closing phrase to be a general comparative…

    so then i added a specific comparative…

    through an ellipsis

    kirk definitely out..

  52. Lokesh says:

    I loved the new Star Trek movie. The story about visiting an orange planet called Sanya was brilliant and I am hundred percent certain that the script writer knew about Osho and sannyas. My favorite part was when Spok speaks to the high priest.
    Spok: What has happened to Lieutenant Anugrah?
    HP: He is suffering from Anatidaephobia.
    Spok: What is Anatidaephobia.
    HP: Anatidaephobia is the fear that you are being watched by a duck.
    (Loud Quacking sound in the control room)

    I actually looked up my dictionary to see if Anatidaephobia is a real phobia…it is.

  53. garimo says:

    >garimo .. when it comes to humor ..then i will spell it out…
    i took your closing phrase to be a general comparative…

    >so then i added a specific comparative…

    Ha ha… a “specific comparative”!…. Ha ha, that makes everything so much clearer… HA! ha, ha…..

  54. prem bubbie says:

    Ha, Ha, someone just stole all of your goods from your lemonade stand at the market… while you were busy blabbering on SN. that’ll learn ya!! ye old sour pus.

  55. prem bubbie says:

    “Garimo says: “Ha ha, that makes everything so much clearer…” Foggy brain? Is this shantam posting?

  56. prem bubbie says:

    An Egyptian sannyasins around? what is to made of the” Chaos in Cairo”? it makes a good punk rock song, or wasn’t there one called “Fire in Cairo” circa 1979, by The Cure… check out the lyrics

  57. prem bubbie says:

    My apologies to Garimo, since Shantam has disappeared, he’s the new punching bag.. or court jester or courtesan; whichever submits first.

  58. prem bubbie says:

    lokes: didn’t Lt. Anugrah get blown up along with planet Sanya? wrong movie, i was thinking about the movie, “Deliverance”, Anugrah got his fear from starring in that movie… he was squealing like a pig in that one…. he sure love his corn on the cob towards the end… hold the mayo.

  59. prem martyn says:

    http://www.ted.com/talks/oliver_sacks_what_hallucination_reveals_about_our_minds.html

    lecture by dr oliver sacks… ( subject of film Awakenings.. with robin williams…)

  60. Lokesh says:

    Yes, Anugrah should have been awarded an Oscar for his squaling performance in John Boorman’s hill-billy nightmare. Then again, Shantam and Gandhi were pretty good as the rapist backwoodsmen. They played their parts so well I actually thought it was real. Practice makes perfect, I suppose.

  61. shantam says:

    Money is the power, money is the petrol..money is the divine energy in movement.
    Just saw Rajneesh’s appeal for donations, generous donations in the name of Osho love.
    So in the end it is the same game. Whether you run the ashrams with contribtuion fees or through donations. Money is the must..
    Only valid criteria is how you impress people to part with their money..

  62. prem martyn says:

    less costa rica

    more sort of ermm

    cost a lot-a…
    where you can cost the seeker depending on how rica he is-a..
    .
    i wonder if the local natives have to travel 100 miles for a doctor… like the egyptians who live in the village of sharm el sheikh..where all the tourists have in house doctors 24 /7 in case they get food allergies….

    well i’m practising to roll my r’s israeli style already.. r’se rolling..
    and wear an osho recognition moniker like a towel over my shoulder or arm … and combine it with bollywood mime getsures..a la rajneesh and include open conflict insaniversity style…with plenty of alcohol…

    Tyoneeshiversity Osho resort…

    you can submit payments for the new centre above the totnes cake shop via dharmen’s post office acco*nt

    lokesh.. did you see the new bollywood version of Deliverance? the backwoodsmen are now flirting with dancing girls while they all end up in an italian diner with soaked t shirts..
    they renamed it Pizza Deliverance…shantam’s got a role as the cook..(never leaving the kitchen)… Anugrah is the smiling delivery boy who falls hopelesly in love with a red robed girl and steals her affection.. and her pizza…Prakash is the evil landlord bindi-bhaji-smoking , Rogue-an Joshi, who wants to meditate osho-style in the new ‘seek alota but never finda’ Rajnash Goa way tropical resort.

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  64. Lokesh says:

    Martyn, I got on to Amazon immediately and ordered six copies of’Pizza Deliverance’ can’t wait to see it. I’ve also ordered some good acid to enchance the viewing experience. Boom! Boom!

  65. Lokesh says:

    Diane, nice link.

  66. prem martyn says:

    yes diane its lovely.. like you ,it drives me bongos… with dancing desire

  67. prem bubbie says:

    “Costa Rica” – rich coast, yes, it certainly is, a sandy coast playground for rich spoiled rotten brats , or BRATworst…. yes there are germans there… spoiling everything in their path….

  68. prem bubbie says:

    Regarding my beloved Swami, Mr. Rajneesh, now looking for donations…. what happened to the “FREE” part he was bragging about? Hey, Anugrah, and Prakash- his goosestepping douche bags… what say you now, you twerps.

  69. prem bubbie says:

    Donations he wants, that he’ll get…. i’ve got a couple of cans of baked beans with bacon(sorry) and some creamed corn… will that suffice?

  70. prem bubbie says:

    “Piazza Deliverance”- can i order sausage, pepperoni, and anchovies?(dolphin-free of course), … the bootleg version has shantam doing a strip tease with his turban with one hand- while tossing the pizza dough with the other…. now that’s(italian)talent!!!

  71. Lokesh says:

    Gandhi, your comments do not change. You really don’t have much good to say about anyone or anything. Is this your general attitude? If it was at least amusing that would be cool, but with you it is always the same nasty shit. I’m curious what motivates a man like yourself. Perhaps you’d like to share that instead of your snide remarks that can’t be of interest to anyone.

  72. prem bubbie says:

    Gandhi/Anand has his facts twisted again, or simply there are no facts supporting his comments about the “Resort”. where are the facts supporting the “entrance” fees? How about 25% going to his buddy Sw. Mr. Rajneesh. he makes things up as he goes along, just like the cosmos did with his incarnation…. or was he “recycled” garbage from his past life… hopefully someone will recognized waste at his death bed and decide for cremation…. good riddance- to toxic waste.

  73. Gandhi says:

    Just my kind of humor you Oregonian deadbeat.
    can’t take it, screw you.
    Bla bla bla

    Peace (ha!)

  74. Gandhi says:

    I am just a mosquito in your neck Mr. Know-it-all Lokesh.
    Why bother?
    Drink a scotch.
    Love rules.

  75. prem martyn says:

    oh dear sunshine news aint what it used to be… i remember we used to sit round the glowing laptop screen looking for another seeker’s wisdom to tear apart, osho style… letting our osho inspired critical faculties get the best out of our two fingered typing..
    but oh those days are long gone..

    why it seems like yesterday me and frank were exchanging notes on sixteenth century fanatics… and oshobob would chime in with some chinese basement bargains…and sd had hugs to spare for us all…

    but now..
    well i invite a good ‘wittical’ attack.. can’t get enough of em.. it shows you care.. but all i get is a long statement of my being held to acco*nt …
    i mean this is supposed to be the yellow end of things… how come its all gone so quiet…
    was it something i said….? :)

    the map shows someone in tashkent loves us.. and in the estonian forest we have a reader….
    i wonder if i can summon up an estonian tashkent type insult…..
    that might move things along…

  76. Kavita says:

    Shantam . . Most of the Communes / Ashrams . . have come into being . . by donations . . wondering which Commune / Ashram was started on a personal bank balance . . probably Bhaskar did . . thats why . . he has . . not more than a hand full . . of seekers . . in his commune . . I guess each one has their own capacity . . l could be wrong . . do correct me if lam . . :)

  77. Kavita says:


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    . . :)

  78. Kavita says:

    This is a facebook message . . I read . .
    so sharing it with u all . .

    Our beloved Rupesh left his body last night
    by Harida Quinteros on Monday, January 31, 2011 at 4:07pm
    Edgar send us this message
    A few moments ago (10.42 pm, Mexico time) our universe obtained one more star lighting our way…….
    our beloved brother Rupesh has left his body and he will continue lighting us with his energy, with his light, with his rhythm, with his music and his love.

  79. Lokesh says:

    Gandhi, don’t flatter yourself, you are not so much as an ameoba in my life. There is enough negativity in the world without getting involved with a nasty little worm like yourself. If I feel anything I’d say I feel sorry for a sad specimen like you.

  80. Lokesh says:

    Martyn, yes, I see what you mean. Perhaps SN is going through its dark night of the soul. Sufi came and went with a bang or was that just a loud fart? But don’t be worried things will pick up again. Meanwhile you can rest in your laurels and revel in your former glories.

    Yes, Kavita, Rupesh is gone. We were old friends (pre sannyas) and that is why I don’t wish to say too much about him on SN. He was a great wee guy and he will be missed by many.

  81. Kavita says:

    I didnt meet him Lokesh . . did hear his name in couple of Osho discourses . . :)

  82. Lokesh says:

    Kavita, I was just listening to a new CD by Rupesh and Haridas. It is some sort of revised Osho meditation but the music stands on its own.
    Here is a link.
    http://www.nazcamusic.com/Tribal.html

  83. Kavita says:

    Thanx Lokesh . . shall listen to it . . :)

  84. Kavita says:

    latest music vid posting . . of Rupesh


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  85. shantam says:

    While leading the gibberish meditations as the last part of discourses, Osho has uttered so many times, “Rupesh beat the drum.”

    This name will remain part of OSho seekers memory.
    and as far as i know, this happy go lucky chap has no aura or wish to exploit any kind of power or celebrety status…so it feels good to remember him with Love…

  86. shantam says:

    Mubarrak trait..the dominating figure in Egypt is going down the drain.
    i hope left over names will follow the lead.

  87. shantam says:

    Kavita, if rajneesh gathers donations, it will be because of his personal influence with the people, he is connected with.
    But someone will part a single dollar in the name of Osho is a doubtful thing..
    Bhaskar’s people also issue year long appeals for donation. But not much pours in.
    People donate where there heart is….

  88. Kavita says:

    Ya that’s true Shantam . . :)

    probably its an energy phenomena . . :)

  89. prem martyn says:

    i have not received a single penny in donations….

    and am forced under the capitalist yoke and eggsternal circumsauces to beg through life for ‘work’ scrambling my metaphors and other indignities.. all for an arse and totty to keep me warm at the end of another gruelling day…

    not an adulating commune member in sight of my wise words

    please advise where i’m going wrong…or right…

    :)

  90. Kavita says:

    Marty boy . . this ones for u . . :)


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  91. prem martyn says:

    we have lift off….
    lovely…

    i hadn’t seen that one…

    :)

  92. shantam says:

    The hindu fucker Called Nityananda gets hell of donation, there are thousands of tmples and ashrams getting revenue worth of a business corporation, most of them touches the gullible nerve somehow the master there has some miraculous touch, which will make our life easier on the earth.
    My son has no desire to go to school, his mind is not open for study..as a father i get panic, how he is going to earn his livelihood.
    someone whose blessings can open his brain cells, my money and respect will pour for that person or the instrutution around him.

    Similar is the situation with most of us human beings. We all are helpless somewhere or another. we all wait for some miracle to happen. Eric Segal’s novel “Doctors”depicts it beautifully, how a docotor couple goes to church to pray, when their child is suffering from life threatning disease..

    With Osho..money and heart was pouring because the message was too powerful to ignore. There was no promise to redeem us from our day to day suffering, but a cultivation of wisdom to see, nature of life is such…our so called happiness kick is a small episode in a general drama of pain..We can be just watcher and seers…
    Money for Osho’s instrituitons can still pour like the mansoon rain.if people have the trust that mangers are not going to mix their saliva into the milk shake..

    When the priests become clever than the diety…only repulssion takes place…

  93. Kavita says:

    I have heard from a family member of Osho . . that Osho wanted his youngest brother to have a government job . .
    but he is working in his gas station sorry resort . .
    . . :)

  94. prem martyn says:

    thanks for the nazca music link lokesh…

    eggsellent chill

    viva osho

    :)

  95. Kavita says:

    Sorry got carried away by the you tube video . . hee hee . . :)

  96. Kavita says:

    Marty boy . . one more please . . :)


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  97. Lokesh says:

    Martyn, this link leads to my favorite tune right now. I’m a big fan of oud music, especially if it is electrified with feedback and fuzz. Hot stuff!


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  98. Swami Gyan Prakash says:

    Swami Rajneesh is offering all Osho Therapies Osho Trainings and Osho Meditations for Free and also his meditation camps for Free. All entrance will be Free.His hearts donations page is for the Osho Lotus Buddha Hall, which is a loving gesture of his friends to contribute to this Buddha Hall out of love. How Rajneesh is managing to get funds for the entire commune is a mystery to me. I can see huge funds needed for this ashram. And if Rajneesh is not charging anything, then ofcourse donation is out of love for anyone who wants to see a free Osho place. Also Rajneesh says the ashram will be run with Trans[arance and Accountability as their way. SO i am with their donation page, as i feel is is beautiful to contribute to this new dream for all newcomers. Remember 21 years have passed and many new sannyaisns are n their way towards him now.

  99. Lokesh says:

    All sounds fine to me. What is wrong with people donating to make something beautiful happen? Osho worked a lot with donations. I reckon it is standard practice. If things go well Mr Rajneesh can splash out on a new hairbrush for a spanking session. It’s all really wonderful.

  100. prem martyn says:

    an oud fan

    danced my socks off at a womad fest once to an electro oud big band trad north afro music group.. can’t remember who they were….

    met pramada there by chance.. he who sadly passed on recently…

    music and laughter and pretty gerls gerls gerls … what more could one want…
    maybe a hairbrush for quiet evenings in..

  101. prem martyn says:

    rajneesh in the Go-Away resort….

    here’s some free therapy for all his admirers.. he should be in a circus..
    after seeing his outburst against sudha on video (old chetna posted link) and the way he dealt with detractors .. the guy is how should we say this … a pleb.. a proletarian graceless twit…

    its not the idea of being against therapy or the dead sudha..
    do that all you want…

    but he is just like ug krisnamurti as opposed to the bees knees lovely J krishnamurti…

    the ug and the mirror clones of this world are doing what we all do in our spare time.. imaging themselves to be up there with the gods….

    sure, nothing like being crucified with osh and having involuntary heart transplants will occur…. but someone has to point out the difference…
    and that someone, unenlightened as i am, is me… :)
    if even arun who loves everyone will grant a photoshoot with mr Raj… then i’m afraid.. very very afraid… the Oshow is over…..

    of course even a false twat may lead you to better places of your affections than a real satori giver..but its unlikely …

    following is always dangerous.. especially when you are defined by what you follow…and unfortunately in rajneesh the words contradiction , paradox and insight never get a look in..
    its all far too linear…

    osho by definition.. as in your oshon-ess cannot be…because life isn’t…
    and if someone says ,behaves as if they are without the lions natural guiding grace…..be very afraid

    but all things considered none of this pro/ anti is really that important in the real world of our simple unfanatical lives…

    ttfn..

  102. prem martyn says:

    some people are weird and weirder online..
    source bbc…

    last October 23, a Niponese woman was placed under arrest for the virtual murder of her virtual husband. Yes, you read that correctly: virtual murder, virtual husband.

    The Japanese woman — or, more accurately, her avatar — had married another player in the online role-playing game “Maple Story.” Apparently, the virtual couple had some real problems. Long story short, he divorced her, she got mad, she killed him. (His character, that is.)

    “I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning,” she told investigators, according to CNN. “That made me so angry.”

    The woman is being held on suspicion of hacking. Police think she used her pretend hubby’s password to log in to his account and delete him. For that oh-so-heinous act, she could face five years in prison or a fine as high as $5,000. Officers took her a full 620 miles away from her home to detain her in the city where the man lives (also in Japan).

  103. prem martyn says:

    dharmen please make a guest appearance and pontificate ..about the general readership …like now ….when we need you..

    :)

  104. prem bubbie says:

    well Rupesh beat the rest of us to the gig… joy to him… I’m a little perplexed by “Edgar’s” message: “A few moments ago the universe obtained another star lighting our way…” How can the universe “obtain” anything? Wasn’t he a star on this plane of existence? He was just passing through as with all of us… Seems to me Edgar knows nothing about “Truth” or our true nature…. another one wasting time meditating…. go figure…

  105. prem bubbie says:

    Shantam: you constantly rag about democracy and the uselessness of it all… you proposed governments to be run by an single, supposedly “enlightened” person, or simply run by a dictator… Now, you switch coats and rave about the need for a democratic Egypt. Man- you sure are a two-faced bastard…. a chameleon through and through.

  106. prem bubbie says:

    Shantam: you say-”people donate where there heart is…” if their heart is bleeding and/or they are gullible, i agree… you wrote that last post like you’re a gullible, bleeding heart fool… no surprises there.

  107. prem bubbie says:

    prakash- i asked that question only a couple of weeks ago, how Mr. Rajneesh got his funds… you then proceeded to lecture me that he inherited his money from his actress mama… blah, blah… now you say it is “a mystery to me”… hmm… blow out your ass, Prakash!!! I can see the rupees flying out of your butt cheeks….into Rajneesh’s pockets, giggling as those pockets bulge with shit stained Sannyas notes…. money to burn i suppose.

  108. amrito says:

    Lokesh says:

    “In the above article I can’t swallow all that bullshit about Osho provoking the Americans with his collection of Rollers. Osho collected those luxury tanks because he enjoyed them.”

    LOL you are still stuck on the rolls royces!!!

    First of all, why this arrogance while you were in Costa Rica–why didn;t you just visit his commune. They were meditating and celebrating, and its right next door to you–it seems pretty counter productive. Atleast your opinion would have some more substance instead of hear-say..

    Now, Rollys Royces, I absolutely LOVE the fact that OSHO had them. There is absolutely NO WAY for this event not to be a joke!! 90 Rolls Royces….90!! If he loved Rolls Royces he would have only needed one…its like 90 women, who have 90 unique ways of making love and personalities…but 90 fuckin cars made in an assembly line could not be solely because “I just love rolls royces”!

    No, even a marketing expect will give OSHO props for the Rolls Royces–its genius publicity!! That’s what made the entire world come to interview him…And during those press interviews, they could only ask OSHO one or maybe 2 questions about the Royces, the rest was upto OSHO to spread the essential message…

    Lokesh, all these years you’ve been stuck on that man…I have pity for you that you’ve missed such a beautiful, loving, courageos, extraordinary master!! And you couldn’t even laugh at one of his best real life jokes of all—the Rolls Royce!

  109. prem bubbie says:

    Amrito- he’s at it again with his psycho-analytical report of Osho… this time he shares his conclusions regarding the 93 Rolls Royces. Now, Dr. Schweitzer, what is your professional opinion about Osho’s use of profanity, his constant scolding of higher authorities, religious leaders, and the accolades given to his local nitrous oxide distributor? Also, his stand against democracy and white chicks with big boobs? please elaborate.

  110. Gandhi says:

    So now that Tunisia has shown how get rid of a dictator, now that the Egyptians are kicking out their dictator, what about sannyas?
    It will probably only take a few hundred sannyasins to move out the 21 old regime of Jayesh, Doc Amrito, Yogendra and Mukesh. Any takers?

  111. Kavita says:

    Gandhi . . havent you found your Jinnah . . as yet . . hee hee . . :)

  112. prem martyn says:

    epics of american history vbolume 3

    ….and verily the rolls royces multiplied in the great american lands like unto the buffalo across the plains..
    for man with beard used expensive cars as metaphor and ceaseless reminder and provocation of materialist cowboy society…
    …through simple jealousy and competitive advertising white man saw his errors and changed his cars and Minuteman missiles aimed at Russia into spiritually beneficial wisdom and insight for the soul..as if they gave a toss verily what paki with beard did as long as he paid taxes…

    but search for power trip mistake ended not here verily for watching of the George Patton war movies, gave man with beard more understanding .. and with this he turned world upside down.. by hiring trouble shooter sheriff sheela to bring to redneck hick town and to world, peace in his name…with her deputies and marshalls

    also cowboys more likely to shoot in back than have gunfight with Billy the Osho… so he didn’t work that one out first unlike the rolls royces …

    motto ..
    when great brown spirit arrive by plane and try new world order.. first he start with funny robes and big cars.. then everyone in hollywood say ….donate money to messiah… peace come then like buffalo piss…all froth and steamy…with much relief…

    simples

  113. prem martyn says:

    its fun jim…
    but not as we know it..

    tada ..lalalala

    captains log …stuck.. toilet won’t flush…

    beam me up scotty…

  114. shantam says:

    Once the scientist died..and the peon and the clerk took control of the lab, it was a celebration for the test mouses on the harmones.
    Now they are all running around..
    Sannyasnews is not an exception…Mouses have got the exotic names and are sharing their harmonal induced bullshit..

  115. Gandhi says:

    Shantam, your continuing whining about people here using blog names is a joke. The rules for sannyas news are, everybody can use a blog name.

    Until Parmatha decides to change this, these are the rules here. So stop whining, or write to Parmatha and explain him your concern. Any solution is fine with me.

    Personally I would favor a blog name with a real email identity.
    Peace.

  116. prem martyn says:

    shantam… i bet you think i’m actually quite a decent chap really…in comparison…

    why even a vegan with a conscience is better than a blogger without … and more fun too

    dharmen i request a complete shutdown of this website as i find that all the good work that i have done in sannyas over the last thirty years is going to waste on stupid c*nts with adhd who have sabotaged our beloved mouthpiece and organ….of pleasure.. ie sunshinenews

    is this what you meant when you spoke of our shockable erudite readership… i shall raise the matter in the house with the minister for having foreign affairs forthwith.. its damn well not cricket in that earnest self serving seeker type thing we have come to expect from people with second names and beads…

    as andrew cohen said once ,somewhat paradoxically.,. leonard is not my brother…but he writes better tunes….

    :)

  117. Gandhi says:

    Shantam, your continuing whining here about people using blog ID names is a joke. This is the rule of this blog.

    So either talk to Parmatha and explain him your concern,
    but stop whining. Any solution is fine with me.

  118. Lokesh says:

    Martyn, thanks for your verily take…big chief likum funnies.

  119. prem martyn says:

    ahh yes those heady days of seeking when one was spoilt for choice in north london
    ..
    the deli owner mr cohen ..
    or his erstwhile ozzy version mr barry billabong…
    he of the man and woman dialogues (for women who preferred enlightement from a man with a short crop beard)
    oh yes bazza… he who recommended children be lightly smacked .. when they started going out of the here and now.. and catharting
    bazza billabong…
    great at enlightened audiencing.. crap at parenthood

    weren’t we lucky to learn how to get ‘it’ from immortals.
    all those years of …seeking…

    :)

    star date captains log… lala.lalaaalaaaaa.

  120. Lokesh says:

    Yeah, good, just walked through the fields just now. Lots of newborn lambs. I thought about how Jesus said to his disciples that he sends them out as lambs unto wolves etc. A lamb is about the most harmless creature imaginable.
    The sunlight streaked over the fields, giving the scene a surreal beauty.
    My wife said, ‘it is so peaceful here.’
    Right now I am off to work in my studio. Catch you later.

  121. shantam says:

    Masked Gandhi,
    i will be glad to know the opinion of Parmartha regarding the real people writing with their cloned identity.
    He must be having the valid reasons, the way Ashram management has valid reasons, the way Mubarak has valid reasons..
    After all, the stupidity also covers his modesty with the blanket of rationality.

  122. Lokesh says:

    Shantam…thanks.

  123. prem martyn says:

    shantam i’m not sure but in the first video is it about a new airline in india.. is that why he keeps looking up…and being in different exotic places in the same day ?

    its not the new indian airline run by Sri Richard Bransonji …EveryGirlsaVirgin Airlines , is it ?

    Do the pilots switch the radar off to save the batteries , like on the nightime taxis from pune to bombay ?

    when the pilot taxis on the runway , does he charge extra for baggage ..and does he expect a tip ?

    does he get his license by reversing the plane fifty yards and sounding his horn loudly ?…

    nice, thanks shantam.. i’m gonna spend every day looking up from now on….

  124. prem martyn says:

    i also hear that indian satellites are a bit ,ermm, disappointing recently…( Indian satellite launch failed and explodes mid-air dec 25 ,2010 )

    the assembled crowd all looked up… and then they all looked down very quickly…. at mission control in Chutneyville… is the video you posted a training manual for indian science correspondents hoping things go better next time ? ( apparently the engines were powered by cow dung.. which is why everything turned out a bit shit…. watch out … incoming indian satellite…fizzzzzzzzz )

  125. prem martyn says:

    NEWSFLASH ‘ Gospel Evenings to replace White Robe ‘

    In a rapid reversal of policy OFI ( Oh FUCK IT INTERNATIONAL) have announced Hank Williams evenings to console and improve upon their worsening public relations campaign.


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    Hot on the heels of the SHELL ‘ Im sorry’ campaign…OFI have apologised to all the loony tunes they previously described as losers and medically in-zen , who will now be allowed to hold public meetings during white robe, in the white robes with which they are already provided by hospital staff..

    Editors at Sunrise news welcomed the move as ‘ another fine day for freedom of the downtrodden and oppressed meditators of the world to be paid equal rates for doing absolutely nothing ‘ .

    Quote ‘Gone are the days of oppressively paying someone else for watching your own thoughts… from now on we demand that all meditators do nothing for something as opposed to the previous exploitation of doing something for nothing !”

    A leading black rober commented ‘From now on I will be advocating that everyone does as I say not as I do ’

    OFI international has recently teamed up with McOsho’s to sponsor….. ( editors comments page 27..)

    ( reprinted from April 2010 with kind permission of the blogger Ma Prem Martyna. ( blogging from behind the bicycle sheds after darshan , no pumping after kundalini )

    and..
    …for fresh editions of the new osho type style legacy magazine ‘ Voices, Choices and Rolls-Royces ‘ our lifestyle magazine coffee table type style osho radical challenging (not much) magazine…order online now…

    in this months annniversary magazine…we look up, down, sideways, backwards…(but rarely within if we can avoid it….)

    Modern idioms Adapted …
    ‘you can lead a Royce to a master but you can’t make him think ‘ …Life on a well-red indian reservation in cowboy country…

    DIY Car Mechanics… How to service your own Rolls Royce for less than the price of a phone tap…

    A Guide to Fresh water Salmonella …community fishing and floating voter traps for the unsuspecting hick town dweller.

    this months daily calendar:
    Day-ty to deity notes from the masters Garden.. how to grow a spritual self without hours of backbreaking weeding whingeing and moaning…

    Dear Osh..free unwanted advice forum…where you get to imagine perfect advice from osho ,by using our premium rate line , ( answered very slowly by a heavily accented osho style voice telephone operator in Bangalore)

    classified ads…
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  126. Kavita says:


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    . . :)

  127. Lokesh says:

    …….MAMBO ITALIANO! With poor taste in music. Sad, very sad.

  128. prem martyn says:

    this months celebrity interview with someone no-ones ever heard of in Choices , Voices and Horses for Courses Emagazine..the spiritual magazine that you can’t pick up or put down ..

    This month our roving reporter interviews Mr Peel Loewe and we discuss beauty…

    Rep:So, Toortha if i may call you that.. when did this..
    T: no you can’t
    Rep: What ?
    T: No you can’t call me that, use my real name
    Rep : Oh sorry yes.. so Mr Pole Loo…
    when did you first come to Osho or Bhagwan as he was known then:
    T: I’m sorry I don’t talk about the past I live only in the moment.. you see this beauty its everywhere.. just put your hands over your ears..what do you hear..
    Rep: the sound of you but slightly muffled..?
    T:NO… ! behind that.. there is the sound of beauty..mmm?
    Rep: er yes, quite.. and when did your love affair with beauty start, was it in manchester at your parents salvation army home?
    T:er.. i dont want to tal… I SAID I DON@T TALK ABOUT THE PAST .. BUSTER !..I ONLY TALK ABOUT F”***INNG BEAUTY GOTTIT?

    Rep:Oh sorry tootha.. i mean paula.. err Mr Lawe
    So yes about the beauty.. when did it begin for you..

    T: Well I remember when I was with Bhagwa…..I mean this person i met on a bus.. and i saw in him just pure beauty..
    Rep:a person on a bus?
    T: Yes any person .. it doesnt matter who.. its all beauty..
    Rep : Of course yes..Which just about raps up the time we have for this interview…just one last question…what is another word the Greeks had for paying money to someone to shag as many other women as possible in a weekend?
    T: Why don’t you …..Sodofami..
    Rep : Ah yes thats right…and i will , thank you…
    T::and everything is beautiful..if you know whats good for you…mmm??

    @c 2011
    Voices, Horses And Rolls Royces is available at all good newsagents ,in suburbia, now.

    next month..
    our expose’ report on Living without Beauty…
    our undercover reporter on beautiful things that you won’t appreciate and can’t get without religion.. including Holy Chocolate.. Blessed Soup..Divine Biscuits…and Beautiful Nuts…

  129. prem martyn says:

    foofi.. i’m not here ..
    i’m only virtual

    so i’ll do you a favour and.. put you out of my misery…

    with a click…

    i’m programmed to not interact by my avatar-bot in case of ..hugttyy meltdown…fghhrtttt__tingggg

    see ?

    kirk out…

  130. prem bubbie says:

    Hey parmartha, what’s up with your home page? also the listings, and community board… suddenly the February listings are gone and the community board’s latest postings have disappeared-(“Internal Server Error)” Kindly fix pleeze

  131. prem martyn says:

    bubbie there’s been a captain sensible attack on the notice board….

    i had posted a sincere entry under the title ‘free love’ and unless i’m going blind.. its no longer there.. do i feel the morbid approach of captain sensible hemming me in as an elder of the sannyass blog here, or is it all work and no play with the new seekers…i am tempted to do the honorable thing and go the way of frank…first i’m not allowed to say ‘cntus’ then i’m not allowed to pun on’ free love..’
    reminds me a little of the time i had at PETA when it was february carnevale (literally, no meat ) and in an office email i was hauled up by HR for playing with the idea of other light ‘carnal’ pursuits…like hugging ,dancing and partying.. and that was enough to land me a private re-education session….and a withdrawal of said email…

    if i’m right in thinking what i’m right in thinking about…then ….

    i’ll just pop back to see if my ad appears on this notice board…

    of course it will…

    :)

  132. prem bubbie says:

    Just to remind you- you are a Clown-REJECT…. keep trying, but first, remove that abnormal growth of yours called a brain from your head first….

  133. prem martyn says:

    oshileaks releases secret phone taps of those phone calls between Mr Osh and Rolls Headquarters..

    ringg ringg
    Hello , Farquharson here Knightsbridge branch.
    Osh: mmmm mm mm hghnn mmm

    Ah yes Mr Osh, yes can you speak up the line is quite appalling
    O: mm mmm hnghftrrmmmmm
    Farq: aaaaaah yes of course i understand now you are still in silence…
    O:mmmm nggggg mmmmmmm, .. mmm aaammmm??
    F: Yes YES certainly the velvet seats are available with a swan motif
    O: mmm ?? mmmmahhh ???
    F: ummm?
    O:?? MMMM ????:
    F:Yes well thank you most kind, I do hope you enjoy the 54th one we have sent you , as Rolls Royce always aims to have satisfied customers..
    O: MM mmm :)
    F: Well may I say that it is always a pleasure to talk with … er that is listen to you …Mr Osh… even if a little unusually and we of course do respect our customers anonymity and… silence …on these matters..in the best possible taste.
    O:mmm aaaa …. uuuuu….mmmm
    F: Yes YES we are, it is and you are….valuable..I quite agree…

    pip…

    for more on the history of the indian roller connection see here…


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    THE MAHARAJAS’ MOTOR CAR: The Story of Rolls-Royce in India

  134. shantam says:

    Someone is behind Sannyasnews..
    Continuous halking….

    The medium of free and fearless sharing is being misused…

  135. Lokesh says:

    Krishna where are you?

  136. prem martyn says:

    who said ‘come to the garden and…. these things do not matter…’ ?

    why?

    who was he talking about ?

    who was the floating man ?

    why was he unique?

  137. Lokesh says:

    Who said…’The mud elephant leaves no tracks as it wades across the ocean’?

  138. prem martyn says:

    lokesh its saturday….
    its the weekend….

    and you expect me to think first thing in the morning…

    jeeezzzzzzzz…..

  139. prem martyn says:

    :)

    okay .. first coffee then thinking….

  140. shantam says:

    Question is dear Lokesh, how the system gets complete failure, when there are no rules, no empire, no check and balance of any kind..
    Any body can stab anybody…

    Inbetween someone has hacked the sannyasnews again..
    i have submitted the contents of a new thread…but seems like there won´t be an atmosphare of intelligent yet entertaining discussion….

  141. prem martyn says:

    and i have contributed my own material here over this whole blog.. even in the last week despite or even because of intrusions.. whilst it is you who has disaapeared..and why would i do that…

    because i can..
    i have a life
    i can raise a few tittters
    and i think of the old days with parmartha running the paper edition of Sn in north london…
    and i wrote nonsense for it then too…

    if you don’t deduce the affection in how i write… then i’ll write in the style of oshotimes just for you..

    if i bother that is..

  142. Kavita says:

    Shantam wondering when shall you open the no-book . . dear . . :)

  143. shantam says:

    Kavita..about the no book..
    who has opened it..who is reading it..who has recently understood it…?

  144. shantam says:

    List of non ghost writers presently writing at Sannyas news in the alphabetical order-

    Amrito (canada)
    Anugrah
    Chinmaya
    Dharman
    Dhnayam (Viha connection)
    Gyan parkash
    Kavita
    Lokesh
    Martyn
    Satya Deva
    Shantam

    Are there few other names left, in the form of non ghost writers? in that case, please, make the list complete.

  145. shantam says:

    from the regulars, i miss Shahriyar, the open hearted young chap from America with the roots in the Islamic world..

  146. shantam says:

    Are women Evil? thanks Jerri

    Are Women Evil By Nature… ???
    A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub…
    She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
    She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
    As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
    “Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
    “Actually, no,” he replied.
    “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her
    hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
    “I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?”
    “Yes. I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her
    forefinger across the bartender’s lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
    “What should I tell him?” the bartender managed to say.
    “Tell him,” she whispered,

    “There’s no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.”

  147. prem martyn says:

    the connection between me and anyone one else here is a form of sabotaging humour which unifies nothing…but attempts to raise only one person, the critic , into a better place , at my expense….at discounted or desperate rates..
    in terms of humour its more like the cynical alleyway bruiser or the foppish dilettante…

    unifying humour has an altogether differing etiquette and motive
    and relishes open testing exchange for mutual sponsoring…

    its all in the delivery really….
    bubbie you are not a writer… and thats okay with me… but ‘vanity’ even if i give you that as an attempted slur…? what are you gonna do about the effect of that on you….ignore it and sink into disparity ? or feel better that you can name call without much fun or even an objective trajectory ?

    So what ??

  148. prem martyn says:

    as for you shantam .. i called your deck in the last poker game..about identity…and from.you it was all bluff…

    why do i reply to these guys…
    because they replicate that inertia, in the name of nothing and for no one…

    and i’m great at calling bluffs…
    i’m vain like that…

  149. prem martyn says:

    and finally on a good note…

    cheers lokesh

  150. shantam says:

    A case of talking the talk but not walking the walk…

    I hope one day i come across such person who is more on the walking the walk and less on talking the walk as we all are combination of both but in a different proportions.
    what really sucks is someone who consist of 5 to 10% of the walk and rest is talk coming from implanted UBS stick in the brain..

    Most of the ghost writers and the writers with stolen identity give such impression.

  151. prem martyn says:

    lokesh..i love the way butterflies can create windstorms in chaos theory…

    if we look only at causes we might miss generating the effect we seek…

    podemos entender y disfrutar del silencio de esta noche aquí …. muy bien …. y para crearlo, pero sin el ruido .. ¿cómo lo hacemos…

  152. Lokesh says:

    Martyn.entiendo.

    Shantam, I understand your sentiments about the identity thing. Thing is, it is a free world and if people want to hide their identity it is their business.
    Personally I enjoy the fact that I have nothing to hide, particularly taking into consideration that my life has not always been like that. There is a down side to it also in that not everyone likes what I am doing and because the internet plays a part in my life there are a couple of creeps out there who have tried to sabotage some of my creative endeavours via the internet. I see it as par for the course and deal with it as such, but not everyone is like me on that level and therefore I can understand their not wishing to make their identity public. Bottom line is that there are a lot of crazy people running around in the world and maybe some of them take a peep into SN and don’t dig what someone is saying and start to do something about it. I think this is particulary true on a blog that deals with soul issues and Osho. I don’t give a fuck what anyone says about Osho, because I have my own personal impressions about the man…pretty positive for the most part and very real. A person who is not so clear about such matters yet takes Osho to be his or her guiding light in life might react against someone very strongly for hurling shit at their guiding light. Shantam, it might be wise to reconsider your standpoint on this matter. A wise man knows it is cool to change his mind from time to time.

  153. prem bubbie says:

    Shantam: your list of “authentic” people is for the most part speculation, there are a few who seem to be using their “real” names, but where is your proof? And mr shantam are you using your real name? you have in the past used aliases- you still don’t want to deal with that part. so, please zip your lips, you just are a hypocrite, also with regrds to your new found obsession- Democracy in Egypt, as i pointed out before- until now, you advocated dictatorships, and railed against democracy… chameleon.

  154. Swami Detective says:

    Shantam here is another non ghost writer for your list:

    Swami Detective.

    Also, if you need further memory refreshments, then read the following for a taste of two faced hypocrisy.

    shantam // 23 Jan, 2011 at 12:54 am

    On the other side, i think, my name will be definately in the list of banned sannyasins at Pune. it is almost impossible, if it is not the case…

    I don´t think there is any other blog where someone known to the resort management has written so many comments denouncing their leadership.

    SO to ban such person is the least what they can do. and i have no grudge aganist them for this reason.

    shantam // 25 Jan, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    Detective, four years before i was regular at 17, Koregaon Park, Pune.

    I am writing publicly after that and it is not fair from my side to go there and put them in an embarrassing position and also i don´t want to feel the wound of getting banned by the fellow travelers.

    It is my personal decision that i will enter the ashram campus only when the management system will change..

    shantam prem // 9 Mar, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    First of all Chetna, it is not true that old sannyasins are not allowed in Pune. I was not banned, being an Indian and having flat in Pune, it was not difficult to pay the ticket and enjoy the environment, but the Being was saddened to see the unwanted changes imposed.

    shantam prem // 9 Mar, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    During my last stay in Pune a month ago, i was informed that average age at “Their resort” is 50.

    shantam // 26 Jan, 2011 at 10:37 am

    Detective, thanks for digging the ten months old post.

    It did not suggest that i was in the ashram in the recent past.

    Last time i was in Pune in January 2010 for five days, first time in 25 years i did not go to the ashram. Just a coconut drink on the back road facing Lao Tzu house.
    It had sense of relief and sense of grief, grief in the sense..Roads around the ashram are still green but they are not filled with sannyas laughter…

  155. prem bubbie says:

    Sw. Deceptive: who are you fooling? you are a ghost writer… a whiner, complainer, obsessive, a bit psycho… you’ve found a friend in shantam…. a wonderful match made at the “resort”…. cheerio.

  156. prem bubbie says:

    oh yeah- P.M. enclose your address, i’ll send you some great tuna- free dolphin burgers…. use your own mayo.

  157. Swami Detective says:

    Love Bobbles, I am you you fuckin split brained nutter.

  158. Swami Detective says:

    Where is that hypocrite ShitSham? Show us your original face you pompous lying clown.

  159. Swami Detective says:

    ShitSham’s idiocy and then attempted side-swipe of the obvious reminds me of the regime….oops I meant resort. The regime is riding on a bunch of lies, and when the truth leaks out, they simple side-swipe the obvious.

  160. Swami Detective says:

    Where is that little talk about the practical scope of the far-out circle Armedrito?

  161. Swami Detective says:

    What happens when all those moron clad super-class new-age pretenders work out that they bought a five-star shack?

  162. Swami Detective says:

    Anyone gonna get pissed off when they hear that of course the food and water is just like any incredible Indian slum?

  163. Swami Detective says:

    Bobble and bounce back to the other side of the mental abyss Mr Effervescence, and when you do, make a self observation!

  164. Swami Detective says:

    Zen Koan

    I just finished my last drink for the night.
    Was not the glass always empty?

  165. Swami Detective says:

    Is not the glass now full?

  166. Swami Detective says:

    No one to drink with it seems.
    Was there anyhow anyone?

  167. Swami Detective says:

    You are trying to work out who I am.
    Should you not be trying to work out who you are not?

  168. Swami Detective says:

    Is not Osho’s vision yours disguised?
    Is not that why you ignore worldly lies?

  169. Swami Detective says:

    Just like ShitSham, credibility cannot be maintained in the face of evidence and intelligence. Emails, old web pages, and even casual responses to inquiring friends are remembered and stored.

  170. Swami Detective says:

    I think I hold my drink quite well, don’t you?

  171. Swami Detective says:

    Silence will not help you now.
    You have said and done more than enough.

  172. prem martyn says:

    aww bubbie..

    you feel better now…?

    i do .. its c

  173. prem martyn says:

    its ECT that does it for me

    whatever works for you…

  174. Kavita says:

    When I was new at sannyasnews / using the internet . . l did feel the need for a real identity from the other side too . . but see the need of some for keeping their identities hidden . . at the end of the day / night . . atleast there is a contribution . . which might be worth / worthless to tell / share . . l respect if someone has chosen to hide their identity . . arent we with our known identities changing every moment anyway . . if i can speak for myself . . lam not the same . . even while writing this . .
    sometimes / mostly l have been the only woman here
    . . l sincerely wish there would be more woman contributors here . . mostly all my girl / woman friends think this is a waste of time / not their cuppa tea . . for me its a platform for sharing & absorbing the essence of sannyas / life . . atleast for now . .
    lam sure like me . . all of us here do injoy sharing our aloneness / togetherness here . . or else l / we wouldnt be here . . :)

  175. Kavita says:


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  177. Kavita says:

    i like a man / woman . . who wears himself / herself . . :)

  178. Kavita says:

    not all . . ya but the one which l chose . . showed me the no book . . !i . . :)

  179. shantam says:

    When the scientist died and left his Lab in the custody of jenators..people thought there will be chaos..but No there is no chaos..everything is working as it was meant to be..

    Old rats with high doses of mental harmones are still mouses..many of us at Sannyasnews and facebook are the speciman
    New mouses with low dose of paracetamol are sitting in the Jacuzzi and the jenators..who are now in their 60´s have enhanced their status by finally getting settled down with the girls who could have been their daughters…but than Sex to super consciusness does not happen with the old and dehydrated bombs…

  180. shantam says:

    Mr. Ghost as detective…
    Don´t think i am going to support your punctured ego at every corner according to the maxim, ” Enemy of the enemy is your friend”.
    Because i don´t have any plan to win any game as the best games are win win or one can say match ending in draw..
    Look at your bloodyy obsessiveness..out of few thousand paragraphs of me,,you have taken again the similar one to prove your malicious intention..it is almost similar to the water works situaion in the Ashram(resort), other than you, not a single user has ever pointed any finger towards the declining quality of basic amenities.
    For the record, i have drink ashram water for years, hardly any time i have purchased the bottled water inside the premise…
    and in my memory..i can see thousands of westren sannyasins filling their bottles for their homes..

  181. Kavita says:

    central asian & south west asian . . :)

  182. Kavita says:

    ok . . dear . . insha allah !i . . :)

  183. Swami Detective says:

    Swami Surfi, keep whirling in those pipes.

  184. Swami Detective says:

    Are you angry with me ShitSham?

  185. Swami Detective says:

    ShitSham, I know everything you have ever said. When you make a contradiction I get an error signal happening, and I know where to look for the problem.

    So which one is it? Either you were sipping coconuts on the back road, or they let you in to the resort for a sombre walk down memory lane.

  186. Swami Detective says:

    Is there two of you ShitSham?

  187. Swami Detective says:

    It doesn’t matter if I am the only one that picked up on your contradictory account of your last visit to Pune. Truth is truth and lies are lies.

  188. Swami Detective says:

    I have a bad head-ache. I new I shouldn’t have had wild turkey on the rocks (frozen resort water).

  189. Swami Detective says:

    I wish the resort could have worked out who I am so that I could get banned. No ice for me tonight, that’s for sure.

  190. Swami Detective says:

    I think I am Love Bubbles. Love Bubbles thinks I am Surfi. I am drinking with moron clad posers, and it seems Surfi is too. ShitSham is and is not drinking coconut coctails with us.

  191. prem martyn says:

    a better version here


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  192. shantam says:

    One of the Quotations of Osho..not fitting with Resort style of Osho..

    “A single moment is enough! It is not a question of being with a master for a long time; time does not enter into it. It is not a question of quantity, of how long you have lived with the master. The question is how deep you have loved the master, not how long you lived with the master — how intensely, passionately you have become involved with the master…not the length of time, but the depth of your feeling. Then a single moment of awareness, of heart wakefulness, a single moment of silence…and the transmission, the transmission beyond all scriptures.”

  193. prem martyn says:

    ahh you mean true love..
    like this


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    the one that doesn’t ask you to wear bedsheets .. but prefers to mess around in them instead…as a true sign of love..

    i understand shantam.. i also live in never never land..
    i’ll never be young again.. i’ll never have all my own teeth again.. ..and i’ll never be able to make up for those things that i fucked up with…

    but at least i love osho..
    so thats okay then…

    first zorba…then the buddha takes care of himself…. you won’t even notice the transition.. you’ll be too busy living…
    kiss

  194. Alok john says:

    Downside of Tyohar here

    http://www.newagefraud.org/smf/index.php?topic=2686.0

    Some of the links are interesting

  195. shantam says:

    Old organised religions with dead persons around have lived beyond their shelf value, new age movements are alive persons based and stink from Fraud…..
    There must be some island of poetry and peace among the super markets and kiosks!

    PS_someone will say..yes..island of poetry and peace is inside..
    Than why such a rush towards the counter of super markets and Kiosks.

  196. shantam says:

    http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/news/egypt-unrest-the-woman-who-took-on-a-government/190134

    May be this interview can inspire those who are hesitant to come forward for their inner voice and their just and fair values.

  197. shantam says:

    27 years
    And child of the mixed parentage; Asian father and white mother or vice versa?

  198. shantam says:

    A little child walking first time after the Napkinss are taken away. First steps of toilet training has been taken successfully.
    what a freedom, what an achievement..what a confidence…
    And all this in the very tender age of 27!!

  199. prem martyn says:

    bubbie.. good evening..

    i was wondering … just how much education did you miss out on ?

    hey its all ok .. no worries…
    especially if your dad or grandad fought in the war…i mean we were on the same side and if it wasn’t for them…

    hang on though.. just which side are your family from…??

    here’s a test..do you goosestep on the porch at night in your sleep ..are you a somnambulist with a high kick and fervent right arm?

    or perhaps i better be compassionate in case you are wheelchair bound and receive your alcohol via drip feed whilst watching reruns of WWF wrestling with the great gonzo and the hairy chainsaw turdman beat the fake shit out of each other .. which you freeze-frame from your voice operated tv remote…including the commands.. ectoplasm.. kurtz and incoming…

    damned expensive health insurance .. damned cholesterol…..darn, darn ,….awww shucks …

  200. prem martyn says:

    oops i better not write more than two sentences in simple english otherwise my efforts are wasted.. in fact they always are going to be with you…because i write them in vain…
    pointlessly
    endlessly..
    shamelessly
    and
    utterly vainlessly

  201. Lokesh says:

    I know about lithium because a close friend of mine is bi-polar just like you.

  202. prem martyn says:

    bubbie i went to the doctor about my pompous ass….

    he said i should take everything with a pinch of salt ..and four cans of extra strong malt beer…every two hours..
    he says he learnt the remedy whilst looking after shopping trolley pushers on the interstate in Oregon…

    anyway back to spiritual issues and theosphising…
    how do you do latihan from the wheelchair .. or do you just let go and slump to one side ?

  203. Lokesh says:

    It is not boredom that I dealing with but rather concern for another human being because classic bipolar disorder (or Bipolar Disorder I) is characterized by episodes of mania and episodes of depression. In a manic state, a person may have extreme euphoria or optimism, to the point of impairing judgement. They may be hyperactive and stay up all night, talk and move extremely fast, have increased sexual drive and decreased inhibition. 75% of manic episodes include delusions of some sort (most often delusions of grandeur), one of the reasons why it is sometimes confused with schizophrenia. Untreated manic episodes can last for weeks or even months. Conversely, during a depressive episode, the same person can feel hopeless and personally worthless. They may lose interest in their normal activities (including sex), have very little energy or motivation, be unable to concentrate, and have disturbances in sleep and eating habits. Mania and depression do not necessarily follow one after the other; sometimes a person may experience a long symptom-free period before having another mood disturbance.

  204. Lokesh says:

    Sound familiar?

  205. prem martyn says:

    lokesh it sounds like the advertising for an osho therapy group….
    i’m off to book straight away..
    where is it..?
    with who..
    near totnes by any chance ?

    can dharmen come ? he hasn’t had one of those for years..
    ..could be great…

  206. shantam says:

    Lokesh are you no more in the facebook?
    I was checking my old post there, and your name has no page?
    what happened?

  207. prem martyn says:

    bubbie…

    is that it ?

    i want a refund !

    und schnell

  208. prem martyn says:

    i’m meditating…now beehive yrselffffff as they say in brumstown

  209. Lokesh says:

    Vote for me and nirvana is yours.

  210. prem martyn says:

    i was here first…na na naa naanaa

    and i have finished my ECT treatment for the night .. and am temporarily deaf.. so even though i can read your words i can’t actually hear anything useful…

  211. prem martyn says:

    ECT always leaves me buzzing…

  212. prem martyn says:

    and with a faint smell of burnt carpet..

  213. Lokesh says:

    Swat! Swat! missed….

  214. prem martyn says:

    between your average sannyas event type group love in for cash.. and free blogging to a world audience of three lost kazak sannyassins and the regulars ..plus the day release outpatients…

    i’m spoilt for choice…

    i’m glad i surrendered my seekers passport to the authorities,at least now no-one will ever know i actually indulged in suspicious activity…with other red and white robed bedsheeters

  215. Lokesh says:

    Naw…I saw a Telefunken U-47. That’s what all the enlightened people see.

  216. Lokesh says:

    I’m off to use that dildo on a neighbour’s sheep as part of a biology experiment. Baaaah!

  217. garimo says:

    I’m feeling embarrassed and a bit dirty… I read the posts.

  218. Swami Detective says:

    Swami Surfi I don’t work week-ends. I ain’t lookin’ at the cracks in the plaster below the brand new pyramid – as opposed to the ones that are falling down. I am getting myself plastered.

  219. garimo says:

    Clearly it’s not “wot” I think it is… Just “wot” are you thinking?

  220. Swami Detective says:

    Oh shit I’ve gone and done it again with that psycho syncho-nicety thing. I was hoping Swami Surfi would have passed out by now. I thought I could play chief greyback for a while. I should have known….enlightened Surfees never sleep.

  221. Swami Detective says:

    No need to get nasty Surfi. Have your turf back man. I am very sorry for any inconvenience, and of course my connivance.

  222. Swami Detective says:

    Answer my question Shantam! Please explain how you both visited and didn’t visit the resort last year. I start work Monday morning, 9am sharp.

  223. prem martyn says:

    osho always said we were his chosen peep holes…

    now i know what he meant
    here its a flick show on the strip…
    i just run out of dimes…

    funny thing is sloopi has that new screensaver of red mist.. it comes on automatically after his heart gets stressed from three hours of sitting on the blog ..elvis died of thick shit sitting on the blog.. its dangerous..

    now where’s that
    relaxative meditation cd…

  224. Swami Detective says:

    I suppose that logic doesn’t apply to yourself Mr Smartyn?

  225. Swami Detective says:

    Where is that golden Surfi now? The waves are coming in….the waves are coming in. My magnifying glass reveals no board or rider to be seen.

  226. Swami Detective says:

    The golden globe goes to you Surfi. My reward is your award, honestly. See, I was just wearing a greyback suit. I am really just a monkey. No trouble for you.

  227. Swami Detective says:

    Monkey business may be trouble for a clown, Shantam.

  228. prem martyn says:

    i always apply the relaxative myself.. its one of life’s few pleasures ….to go in…

  229. Swami Detective says:

    Good morning I am Swami Black Robber. I am here to lead you through this morning’s dynamic meditation here at the new pyramid. Now in the third stage ask yourself, who..who..who..am I!

    I wish I didn’t have such a bad head-ache. Now I know it wasn’t the frozen resort water. It was definitely the spirits (of Osho).

    Breath fast out through the nasal orifices, crash test dummy, who is Swami Black Robber, silent insanity, celebrate being with a celebrity….ME!

  230. Swami Detective says:

    Good Mr Smartyn, now start your chaotic breathing like a good and sincere disciple, else I will make you feel guilty for being yourself.

  231. prem martyn says:

    and if ever you touchee’.. anything .. wash your hands..

    :0

  232. Swami Detective says:

    Now after you finish this morning’s meditation make sure you drink lots of the resorts very own Himalayan bottled water. This water comes all the way from source high in the mountainous regions of northern India, taking one thousand years to travel through natural underground filters, and is extracted from the cracking, leaking, bubbling plastering below you.

    Get ready.

  233. Swami Detective says:

    Look before you touch Mr Smartyn. If you don’t like the look, then don’t touch. Now keep breathing.

  234. garimo says:

    >>Now in the third stage ask yourself, who..who..who..am I!

    Hmmm, S.D., just wondering…
    is that the translation these days for the “hoo”ing stage?
    or your own creative vision coloring the intentions?

  235. garimo says:

    >>Now in the third stage ask yourself, who..who..who..am I!

    Hmmm, S.D., just wondering…
    is that the translation these days for the “hoo”ing stage?
    or your own creative vision coloring the intentions?

  236. garimo says:

    only 2 times… but one two many.

  237. Swami Detective says:

    Just following Osho’s last instructions. Surely it does not wreak of self-aggrandising creative vision coloring.

  238. Swami Detective says:

    Aren’t all you Osho folk two timers?

  239. Swami Detective says:

    Time to be still in your stuckness Garimo. Just 15 minutes of minute monotonous momentary moments of mute muttering Om.

  240. Swami Detective says:

    Time to celebrate that I am a celebrity Black Robber.

  241. garimo says:

    Was that Swami Detective or Swami Defensive?

  242. Swami Detective says:

    If you do not take my comments personally you will detect the answer to your question.

  243. Swami Detective says:

    Did you enjoy the silent stage?

  244. garimo says:

    What I’m detecting is the ringing of my bullshit meter.
    later…

  245. Swami Detective says:

    Have a nice day on stage.

  246. Swami Detective says:

    Sounds to me like you must be defending bullshit, not detecting it!

    Don’t you like someone telling you what to do? Go to your room, and see you for another dynamic meditation tomorrow. You need it!

  247. prem martyn says:

    Its an interesting script guys.. but having looked over this blogs contributions .. i’m really of the opinion that it will never make Broadway,as a musical.
    or even at all.
    We have to cut those solo numbers..and for chrissake…where are the dancers.I mean..they are all out of step…the chorus line is pulling in different directions..
    its 123 123

    and big happy smiles..

    you all can do happy can’t you ?

    123 123 123.. now come on….

    Bring out the O show Funshine..

  248. Kavita says:


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    :)

  249. shantam says:

    Teacher is on sick leave. Pre puberty pupils are having a good time.
    One has made a pee near the black board. This boy says his father is a head Master. There is some fight going on, as some another student has mentioned, headmaster´s wife has an affair with chemistry sir!

  250. shantam says:

    The only girl in the class thinks, these boys have not got enough love in their life. So she is trying to bring little calm by offering Youtube Choclate Candies!

  251. Kavita says:

    Shantam . . dear . . wondering if the casanova of a head master of yours . . gave his formula along with his wife . . to the chemistry teacher . .

    sharing a secret . . you will have to be very subtle if need the formula . . or you can forget it . . :)

  252. Kavita says:

    if you need the formula

  253. Lokesh says:

    Has anyone seen a black sheep around here?

  254. prem martyn says:

    kavita…

    you are a big ‘blog’-buster of a movie even on your own…

    choose any part you want….

    dhanyavad
    :)

  255. shantam says:

    7 visitors are online right now, it means few people are walking on the littered streets of red light area.
    They seems to be used to all the dirt and trash. Few must be complaining against the authorities, against the lawlessness situation in their neighbourhood.

    Gentlemen, take some efforts, do something..or you want to live and die with all the passive grudge…

  256. prem martyn says:

    lokesh..
    try here..


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  257. prem martyn says:

    according to nick park..the creator of these…’ the curse of the were rabbit’ was the first animated vegetarian horror movie…

    and chicken run was about chick lib.. and yes nick is a vegetarian…

    toodle oo

  258. Kavita says:

    Marty boy this one for u darling . . :)


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  259. Lokesh says:

    That’s what all the bi-polar people say.

  260. Lokesh says:

    Oooooh!

  261. Lokesh says:

    Now run along a take your lithium.

  262. prem martyn says:

    after all these recent hacks and site meltdowns i thought dharmen might like an early valentine’s prezzie..

    http://www.sannyas-spies.zoomshare.com/

    just in case you still think telling your stories is hack free.. i had my facebook and sn email hacked around the xmas meltdown of sn..by persons unknown.. who left no trace..

    after reading about the ten year rape sentence of michael lyons ..follower of shyam singha , et al ..i find my mood today ill at ease.. not a definitive of 30 years but definitely edging towards’ watch out ..looney tunes alert ‘
    may i repeat again..’seeking’ is not necessarily dangerous…but it will waste your time..

    just visit any totnes cake shop and start a conversation… some cultic horror stories don’t merit naming .. but believe me i have seen the light…
    i would dearly love to post some stuff that happened there but discretion is the better part of valour..!

    conclusion…avoid cults or looking for anything more than cake…humans are fragile…
    anyway…
    dharmen.thought that me spilling the little beans i did unwise…or ill judged… why?

    now back to the current prodigious. blogger on here…

    btw… these comments are mostly intended for very few people, who may be interested in this issue of manipulation.

    ttfn

  263. prem martyn says:

    the link above is not verifiable but comes from the larger

    http://www.rickross.com/

    :)

  264. prem martyn says:

    dharmen you remember kamala don’t you…
    think totnes

    then think why more info is better than less…
    she went though the whole medina /orange trip.. with you guys… and together with all the rest of her mates ended up in a hell made of ex osho ites….people who you knew were decent ,turned out really fucked over…in just a few short months.. and all following on from dear osh….then descending into a filmable nutters new age nightmare

    i don’t talk theoretically.. but my spleen occassionally needs venting when you continue to blog up nonsense seeking that results in brain damage…aka tyre repair in costa nutta

    maybe i could come out of my self imposed total moratorium on using the word ‘cntus’
    by buying cnuts credits.. so that i can express myself more fully though within preset limits… like a phone card..

    dharmen.. if these posts of mine aren’t important then neither is what they refer to ,worth it either.. perhaps we could have more contemporary human and dynamic issues talked about then as titles.. to stop this eternal nonsense about the value of osho’s legacy…and all the acres of indulgence which it spawns..

  265. Lokesh says:

    Back to Tyohar. No comment except to say I could write a book about it and what people like him represent. Suggested reading…’The Guru Papers’. Anyone here read it?

  266. prem martyn says:

    no . but i might have visited or lived it, in its various incarnations over the years…

  267. prem martyn says:

    lokesh .. about last nights straw poll do you really have 578 voter friends all using your IP address..

    i have two admirers in lithuania …by judicious use of the sn world map… how can i get more?.

    i dont believe the world map refers to readers of this blog.. but maybe the .org part of the site… which makes more sense… unless we have 900 avid readers of these notes since 30 days ago….
    and they are all either confused or unable to write english…

  268. garimo says:

    lokesh,
    I’m thinking many authors are agreeing these days that the master/disciple relationship will need to be taking on a different form for the 21st. century. Before the internet, mass communication, it was much easier to control and manufacture a image, Now days, things become easily exposed and critical examination becomes easier. (for those interested in such exercises)

    “THE GURU PAPERS critiques the guru/disciple liaison because it is a clear-cut example of the old, no longer appropriate paradigm of spiritual authority.”

    Me still thinks there was a time before the time changed. When things were a good fit that no longer are. Everything is still in flux.
    Also thinking accepting history as it was makes it easier to grow out of. Condemnation seems a bit reactionary.

    -g

    “Admitting any fallibility not only removes one from that exalted place, but makes it difficult to compete with other presumed knowers who do claim infallibility.”(p.47)

  269. garimo says:

    Warnings from Rick Ross don’t come with much credibility as far as my discernment goes.

    I’d listen first to the warning of Rick Ross.

  270. Kavita says:

    PM . . these guys & girls who are reading have better things to do than us . . probably . . its another thing they shall never know the real meaning of
    ‘ Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes and the grass grows on its own ‘ . . O thank u Sannyasnews . . hee hee . . :)

  271. Kavita says:

    morning prayer . . :)


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  272. Atmo says:

    shantam // 31 Jan, 2011 at 11:03 am

    “Money is the power, money is the petrol..money is the divine energy in movement.
    Just saw Rajneesh’s appeal for donations, generous donations in the name of Osho love.”

    one small remark. Rajneesh never asked about any generous donations, if you’ve seen it on facebook – it was a fake message from his enemies. The only donations he asked was donations for meditation hall 20-100 euro per person.

  273. Lokesh says:

    Sadhguru Jaggi Vasudev
    “Death is a creation of people who lived their lives in total unawareness, there is only life, life and life alone, moving from one dimension to another dimension.”

  274. prem bubbie says:

    yes lokesh- spot on!!!