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satyadeva posted an update in the group Caravanserai 5 years, 4 months ago
An ad for Ma Anand Sarita’s online Tantra course, sent by another outfit, arrived in my inbox today. After the usual sort of promo blurb, near the end it said this (check out the P.P.S. I’ve nothing against Sarita but I hope she didn’t authorise that rubbish in the hope of garnering plenty more cash from trading on the pseudo-glamour of all-too-typical media-hype trash):
”Master Lover incorporates heart-connected Tantra lovemaking principles and techniques you’ve never seen before. Taught by a true master of tantric sexual pleasure.
Click Here To Check Out The Master Lover Program ⇐ Discount Offer Available For The Next 72 Hours Only
P.P.S. Yes, Osho is that guy who took over the town in Oregon. He was the guy with all those Rolls Royces. He also begat an entire generation of amazing sexuality trainers. And Ma Ananda Sarita is one of them.
If you’ve ever wondered what the secrets were in this sex cult, now you can learn them!
P.P.P.S. Watch For More Awesome Articles Coming This Week:
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Reads like a MAD parody.
I winced and am amused; as I am watching peter cook and dudley Moore, doing their faux naif thing.
That may be a spoof
I wondered
Unfortunately, it’s actually totally legit. Here’s the rest of the promo email:
As a young teenager, Ma Ananda Sarita, left her hometown in California and went in search of the essence of life. She hitchhiked her way throughout North America, Europe, the Middle East, and India.
At age 17, in Mumbai, India, Sarita met Osho – one of the most powerful Tantra Masters in the world. She remained in his community for the next 26 years, receiving much personal guidance on the subject of meditation, Tantra, love, relationships and spirituality.
Sarita embodies deep wisdom and is able to bridge the gap between ancient and modern approaches. She is NOW ready to share that knowledge with you.
Are you ready to feel empowered, fulfilled and ecstatically alive in and outside of the bedroom? Curious about how to develop aLnd reach full-body orgasms?
Want to explore the wonderful word of Tantric lovemaking?
Click Here To Check Out The Master Lover Program ⇐ Discount Offer Available For The Next 72 Hours Only
No Sexual Advice Please ⇐ Click here and you will only get Relationship Advice
MASTER LOVER
Mariah Freya, and the rest of my beautiful friends at Beducated have an exciting opportunity for you which will introduce you to powerful Tantra tools and techniques.
Moreover, this exclusive opportunity will help you to get to know your own body, your capacity for pleasure – and your partner’s, too!
Today is the day where you can transform your sex life forever, with the guidance of one of the most powerful living Tantra Masters: Ma Ananda Sarita.
As you get to experience her signature workshop straight into your bedroom – in form of the Master Lover Online Course.
And Sarita is a truly unique teacher.
And here comes the cherry on top: My friends from Beducated agreed to offer the course for you for a STUNNING DISCOUNT!
Click Here To Check Out The Master Lover Program ⇐ Discount Offer Available For The Next 72 Hours Only
Get On It,
Tallulah
P.S. As a sex educator, I truly value a good teaching program when I see one.
Are you ready to feel empowered, fulfilled and ecstatically alive in and outside of the bedroom? Curious about how to develop and reach full-body orgasms?
Want to explore the wonderful word of Tantric lovemaking?
Whether you want to experience life-changing orgasms or create a more powerful connection with your lover…
Whether you’re single or in a relationship…
Whether you are male, female or anywhere on the gender spectrum…
…discovering different types of juicy orgasms and all their healing powers is available to you right here… right now.
My mind is boggled
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Does Sarita actually give hands on teaching of all this stuff?
It’s an online course she’s offering in this ad, but she’s travelled the world with her teaching for a long time, apparently.
So she gives an online demonstration of the different types of orgasms?
Guess there’s only one way to find out….
So why have this sent this to you SD?
I think we should be told.
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Because I’m mad for it, Arps, mad for it I am!
Everytime I ever came across anyone who was into ’'Tantra’', I always had the impression they just wanted to break the world record for screwing, and to rationalise this, used the label, spiritual practise; ie tantra.
The vast majority men, presumably, Arps?
Actually the one who sprang most to mind was a ma who had just taken sannyas, but yes blokes as well