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Arpana posted an update in the group Caravanserai 7 years, 6 months ago
Obviously your all desperate to know what I wrote in the post to Lokesh which the moderator removed, so here it is.
I wrote
’Lokesh I bet you think your special because you fart. ’
(Actually I would be suprised if Lokesh didnt think there was something special about his breathing.)And heres a little joke from Osho.
Muza Dai Boo, an Arab merchant, was in the marketplace one day when he felt terrible cramps. He just couldn’t control himself, and let out a long loud fart.
People stared at him from all sides. Mortally embarrassed, he ran back to his house, packed his few belongings and journeyed far away. For years he traveled from town to town, but always avoided his home town.
At last, an old and weary man, he decided to return. He had grown a long beard and his face had aged enough so that he was sure he would not be recognized. His heart longed for the old familiar streets.
Once in town, he went directly to the marketplace. There, to his surprise, he saw the street had been paved. He turned to the man nearest him and said, ”My friend, how smooth this street is! When, by the grace of Allah, was it so neatly paved?”
”Oh, that,” said the man. ”That was done three years, four months and two days after Muza Dai Boo farted in the marketplace.”The Book of Wisdom
Chapter #20
Chapter title: Diogenes and the Dog
2nd Question.
There was a Mexican, a American and a Japanese pilot. They were taking turns flying over each of ther countries so they were flying over Kapan and the Japanese guy drops an apple on his country and the other two ask why he did that and he said ”Because I love my country!” So they went on to Mexico and the Mexican drops an orange on his country so the other two asked why he did that and he said ”Because I love my country” So they went on to America and the American drops a bomb on his country so the other two asked him why he did that and he said ”Because I hate my country” So they landed in their respective countries and the Japanese guy was walking and he saw a kid crying so he said whats the matter and the kid said an apple fell out of the sky and hit me in the head. Then the Mexican was walking and he saw a kid crying so he asked what happened and the kid said an orange fell out of the sky and hit him in the head. Then the American was walking and he saw a kid laughing and he ask what are you so happy about and he said ”I farted and the building behind me exploded”
lmao