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frank posted an update: 12 years, 7 months ago
buddhism is a religion alright.
look at ol` del the lama.
the rules for him are:
no sex allowed but full english breakfast with black pudding is allowed…
excuse me,but as a modus operandi thats in about as smart as cutting the end of your cock off cos god said so or whacking yourself over the head with a dead chicken to clear your sins….can you imagine doing vipassana mindfullness at 7 am whilst munching into your cold black pudding with bacon done in an inch of lard?
and wasn`t it buddha himself,as he lay dying from the effects of a dodgy bacon butty(no taste,these buddhists) whose final message was:
get a life unto yourself ?
now we`ve all got the transmission, tools,the meditations,the discourses on compassion…
what`r we waiting for?
worrying about the ”youth of today?”
those guys are smarter tham us already,dont fool y`self…..
arpana.
nearly didnt spot you down there.
yes.serious buddhist scholarship strongly suggests the historical buddha died from eating poisoned pork.
i am not too worried about my credibility.
you can check on the net for y`self,and about dl`s breakfast etcetc…
my preference is for things that actually happened that are absurd.
and there are enough of them not to have to invent outright…..