Here’s a religious one…about coming into union with the divine…

https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

Just to let you all know that here at the Fukushima Xmas Tree and Garden Centre all of our trees already glow in the dark and save you pounds in unnecessary lighting bills.

And to our readers…

Be alight unto yourself.

(After that, be prepared to be torn apart – utterly, of course – by the crack team of psycho-spiritual trouble-shooters I have employed especially for the, er, ‘Festive Period’, all expert logicians, of course, trained to detect and investigate all manner of sentimentalism and general humbug so prevalent at this time of year).

Why not wait a bit, please?

What might this mean, please, Madhu?

A heart in a HEART has no address – or has it?

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He didn’t get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. She fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food.

2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.

3. And even when She was dead, She had to get up because there was still work to do.

Happy Christmas, Dear Swamis and Mas.
Enjoy Your Roots….

“In some ways the hecklers say that you have something.”

Very true in the context you have focused on – as elsewhere of course! Some of Shanty’s and my own posts spring readily to mind!

Merry Effin’ ‘n’ all that!

Arse-Shock