Comments on: Osho’s Later Jokes

By: shantam prem

shantam prem — Tue, 16 Feb 2016 15:07:20 +0000

Sometimes jokes take the shape of reality.

Description of Christian Heaven is exactly like OIMR, Pune:
“People?” answers the rabbi Shantam. “What people?”

By: madhu dagmar frantzen

madhu dagmar frantzen — Tue, 16 Feb 2016 13:15:04 +0000

Wow!
The quality of what we used to call ´juicy (jokes)´ becomes better and better!

Madhu

By: prem martyn

prem martyn — Tue, 16 Feb 2016 10:12:57 +0000

Thanks, Franks,

Fanat-astic – and you say you can see all this with the Xray Selfie specs on sale in the SN classifieds…I’m sending away for mine right now.

By: Arpana

Arpana — Tue, 16 Feb 2016 07:02:42 +0000

Father Finger meets his arch-enemy, Rabbi Horowitz, on the street.
“Last night,” says Father Finger, “I dreamt that I was in Jewish heaven. Man, Jewish heaven was a mess!
Everybody was yelling and screaming, and eating, and waving their arms in the air; people were fighting about money – all kinds of chaos, and the noise was deafening.”
“Well,” replies Rabbi Horowitz, “that’s strange. Last night I had a dream that I went to Christian heaven, but it was very different. Beautiful flowers everywhere, beautiful architecture, wide open streets, such peace and quiet all around.”
“And the people?” asks Father Finger proudly.
“People?” answers the rabbi. “What people?”

Osho
‘No Mind: The Flowers of Eternity’
Chapter 4
Chapter title: ‘In your eyes is the hope of the world’

By: satyadeva

satyadeva — Mon, 15 Feb 2016 23:20:02 +0000

Nice one, Shantam!

(Btw, further most profound meditation has just revealed that even an “asshole” can be rather useful at times – depending on the circumstances, of course).

By: shantam prem

shantam prem — Mon, 15 Feb 2016 22:45:15 +0000

This is really one wise answer born out of meditation.

Let the whole talk remain as history to show the effect of meditation for the generations to come. (Like master, every disciple thinks they are breathing for the better humanity).

Very explosive situations can be avoided turning into full- fetched war, if both sides retreat a bit.

There is no absolute truth, but a diplomatic-plus-meditative way of win/win.

Goodnight, SD and my arch enemy, Arpana! You gentlemen are not assholes and also not white supremacists!

By: frank

frank — Mon, 15 Feb 2016 22:34:23 +0000

Dunno.
Maybe you`re in the wrong chakra.

By: satyadeva

satyadeva — Mon, 15 Feb 2016 22:26:21 +0000

Wanting to be known as extremely wise and hence having meditated most deeply on this very important matter for most of the last 8 hours or so, I suggest that being likened to an innocent, God-created creature like an insect or even a germ, is infinitely preferable to being called an “asshole” and “white supremacist”, which are terms used to denote degenerate forms of humanity.

Moreover, btw, I thought you were supposed to be actually bothering to read others’ posts now before commenting on them? You were called a “crab”, not an insect or germ.

Come on now, Shantam, get the facts and their implications straight before mindlessly sounding off, otherwise people won’t take you as desperately seriously as you would like them to.

A wise man would most definitely meditate on this.

By: Lokesh

Lokesh — Mon, 15 Feb 2016 22:08:08 +0000

Is this really a photo from the White Robe Brotherhood?

By: Prem martyn

Prem martyn — Mon, 15 Feb 2016 14:59:20 +0000

Frank, I’ve tried the technique and I just keep getting Radio 5 Live with a taxi driver from Stanmore mentioning Churchill & how the kids today etc. Should I just tune in or tune out?