Comments on: Shantam has a go at OshoNews and Democracy!

By: sannyasnews

sannyasnews — Sat, 21 Sep 2013 11:32:14 +0000

No response from Oshonews at all… …. nor Kul Bhushan, one of their main writers. For someone so loquacious it seems odd he misses his chance here!

By: Parmartha

Parmartha — Fri, 20 Sep 2013 18:09:08 +0000

To be really beautiful you have to pass through all these! But nice work Shantam. Not a bad post.

By: frank

frank — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 17:03:56 +0000

of course, some of the members of the squad aren`t going to be happy having to warm the bench every week whilst watching the stars banging in the goals for fun and getting all the plaudits…
there`s bound to be discontent in the ranks at times…
but religion is a results business,gary,and
spiritual masters have to know how to deal with egos…
but at the end of the day,if theyre not getting enough game-time,they should either just get their head down and graft a bit or put in a transfer request, rather than just moaning about it…..

By: Arpana

Arpana — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 13:52:33 +0000

Here, in another of Swami Frank’s epistles to Sannyas News, circa 2013, he revisits the dominant theme of his oeuvre, the enchuddied middle-aged eastern gentlemen.

Sadly, Swami Frank has left no clue as to the events that lead to this obsession, and we can but surmise, make an intelligent guess, that the symbol is related to events that both drew and repelled him.

By: Arpana

Arpana — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 13:44:08 +0000

Mais, le bagette de Jour et poulet tikka curry and vanilla.

By: dominic

dominic — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 10:51:33 +0000

Zut alors, oui c’est vrai! Alors…
“Tu me rend fou! J’ai bois comme un trou et je deviens un chevre. Mangez mon baguette et pampelmousses, ma bichette!”

By: frank

frank — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 10:04:00 +0000

….and the partisan jackass wanderers crowd go wild as the chuddy-king bangs in sensational goal after sensational goal…
its early doors,but an arhat trick in the first five minutes has left the osho news team are in complete disarray…
I cant see them coming back from this one!
they don’t know whats hit `em!
the man from Jullundur just slices through their defence at will time after time as if they just weren’t there!
the veterans of the oshonews side are really being shown up here,they just cant deal with his pace and aggression…
a lot of them are obviously just seeing out their bloated contracts and don’t really seem to be up for the battle….

the name of the chuddy-king of the osho kop rings out around the stadium……..

“there`s only one shree shantam
there`s only one shree shantam……..”

By: Lokesh

Lokesh — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 09:14:54 +0000

Cocky, Shantypants strikes again.

By: Arpana

Arpana — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 09:02:37 +0000

Did you mean to write ‘mange’ mon baguette magique?

By: dominic

dominic — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 08:03:24 +0000

What does he mean by the “smoggy side”?
Monsieur Shantampantalon is enjoying a bohemian rhapsody. Recollecting his past life as an impoverished artist on the streets of Montmartre. By day in the cafes he blablates the foolosophy of his ‘Incoherence movement’. By night under the table with the green fairy (absinthe) at the moulin rouge.
When his mum sends him money, you find him avec les filles de “la chatte noir” whispering “j’adore, j’adore mon petit chouchou. Voulez vous voir mon baguette magique?”