Comments on: Encounter

By: Lokesh

Lokesh — Sun, 04 Aug 2013 11:27:48 +0000

Golly, I’ve finally been put in my place. Shakti, pass the hairbrush. It’s time for another therapy session. Yes, of course you can keep on your black suspender belt. We can wear any colour we want now.

By: bodhi vartan

bodhi vartan — Sun, 04 Aug 2013 10:49:31 +0000

swami satyam dhyanraj says:
>> Vartan, i will try to answer your question – the idea that you are osho’s friend

No, I was never Osho’s friend but he was my friend and if you can figure out the difference, you have arrived.

By: Tan

Tan — Sun, 04 Aug 2013 09:20:01 +0000

Thanks for that, Anand Yogi.
Really enjoyed and laughed heartfully. Pure therapy!
Nobody could have said it better.
Priceless!

By: Lokesh

Lokesh — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 20:55:39 +0000

Genuine sannyasins? That is a new one. What do they look like? How do they speak? How do they smell? See you on the next thread.

By: dominic

dominic — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 18:43:02 +0000

This just in. Anand yogi bears all.
Even more perfect reply comrade. Your Anal-ysis is red hot and giving me oshogasms. These traitorous osho haters are only depriving themselves of the divine nectar from swami rajneesh’s astral breast milk that could have saved them from a cockroach rebirth. I cannot rest until their disgraceful punditry has been exposed and the unconscious masses have embraced swami’s vision of a planet of red-bottomed apes.
Poor mini, when i see her being bullied with her red baboon bottom, I must bring up the rear, for I cannot leave her behind alone.

By: satyadeva

satyadeva — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 17:15:26 +0000

DR, you really are a hoot!

“hen peck mini” indeed – classic!

You’d be better employed figuring out the source of her chronically misplaced dissonance, how she’s always getting it wrong.

PS: As for your question, are you training for a career in the Sannyas SS, by any chance? You know, making a census of all citizens so you can eliminate the ‘undesirables’ when the ‘revolution’ comes…

By: anand yogi

anand yogi — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 17:14:29 +0000

Yes,DroneattackRaj,Yes.
Do not relent in your ceaseless fight against these Osho-haters and destroyers of enlightenment who egoically attack a poor little helpless and innocent soul who has learned her lines by heart,like Mini Brian,who wouldn’t hurt a fly.Shame on these egoic bullies who think they can just abuse anyone who disagrees with them.
I am with you all the way,BrianRaj.
I will not rest until the world is a free place for Osho impersonators and their clones to imitate clone and parrot osho and pass it off as enlightenment as much as they like and swami doppelganger is restored to his rightful place on the podium in pune ..
we will use black magic if needs be!
truth is truth
lies are lies
there is no brian but brian
and brian is the only prophet
(who`s not making a prophet)

By: swami satyam dhyanraj

swami satyam dhyanraj — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 16:49:25 +0000

yes satyadeva – hen peck mini – its easier than commenting on oshos talk about his “friends” below –
are you one of oshos friends no longer a disciple as vartan says you are ?

By: anand yogi

anand yogi — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 16:46:42 +0000

Your reply is perfectly right,Tania.
I have to keep on hammering on the thick skulls of the unenlightened masses,and chopping the egos of the fools, ex-sannyasins who osho said were only accidental sannyasins anyway and cleverminds whose knowledge is a hindrance to anyone on the true path to enlightenment like those here on Sannyasnews who hate the truth and who are jealous of that perfect disciples Droneattackraj,Brianraj and Mini Brian whose obvious enlightenment they have to deny from their own justified feelings of envy and inferiority.
Of course,the degraded,unconscious,hater of enlightenment,the abusive, egoic-minded,egotistical cricket-loving papaji-clone,member of retarded humanity, disgraceful pundit and 32 year old ex-sannyasin osho-hater Lokesh has become a therapriest making money and exploiting all the innocent people with a treatment that does not cost any money at all.
just you take off the chuddies and take the hairbrush and beat.
it is so simple.why charge money?
I have been getting this treatment for free and soon I will make it available at no cost in 6-8 communes worldwide.
Ha! The red-bottomed alcoholic baboons at the resort will soon learn their lesson when we have taken over the resort and the innocent sannyasins can see that our bottoms are just as red as theirs!
hahahahahahaha.

By: satyadeva

satyadeva — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 16:36:03 +0000

“Something from the heart” was just another instance of mini k looking for a problem and getting the wrong end of the hairbrush – er, sorry, stick!

PS: “Four egoic bullies”, eh? That, presumably, includes you, DR?