Great News for animals particularly after the horrific UK elephant beatings of 2011 which ended in prosecution….

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/elephant-owners-on-cruelty-charges-6260431.html

sometimes we need the good news to show that decent people can achieve good things

PM better be careful with what he is feeding his subconscious.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/elisabeth-braw/italian-protest-leader-be_b_3084346.html

personally I consider the access to consciousness to be speeding up as a notional possibility in all spheres.. it’s at least on the map now, because of networking and the spread of information…and evolution..

Owing to the fantastic success of last year’s events where over 10 million people attended the ‘Hello and what’s your name’ festival.

This year we have gone all 60′s nostalgia , remembering how we would often sit in the park and strum a guitar and then feel uplifted in the company of friends who just happened to be as high as a kite on some illegal cocktail.
But our event is slighly different …you will get high simply through our prestige, which is quite remarkable really, as our ability to entertain anybody for longer than a few minutes in private company is severely limited. In fact we prefer to dine away from participants if possible, and at least at a separate table.

Yes, this year We will be renaming our festivals Oshenge and Oshtonbury, just to get you in the mood.
Luckily you will be in safe hands with a bunch of professional rebels who between them can count years of living in their own company and having others pay them for the privilege.

Here is the Calendar of Events….
Day 1 Morning
Turn up and pay us a big wadge of cash for the coming three day bonanza.
Day 1 A bit later.. Watch us as one of us goes down to the bank to cash the cheques.

Day 1 Later still. Notice how some of us actually have a lot of experience in soft skill selling which will leaves you wanting to have the same intense look and smiles that we have, and leave you with a feeling that you must be missing out. That bit is actually quite clever of us we think. Even though we won’t ever tell you what our private lives are really like.That isn’t for sale.Ever.

Day 1 Slightly later still and slightly delayed welcome as microphone speaker system is replaced with a loud hailer, owing to a technical hitch. Instructions by loud hailer help to keep order together with a handy whistle and a fog horn.

The first actual meditation will be to listen to the number of trainings we have ourselves trained in over the years which should wow you with enough admiration so as not to be so stupid as to ask any further questions. If at this point you do not feel impressed enough , we will be handing out cardboard cut out faces of ourselves, which will help you disguise the profound and deep intimidation at being yourself and wanting to instead be more like us.
These faces come in a range of easy to cut out masked looks including smiley,
happy smiley,
smiley happy,
intense and conscious,
knowing and smiley or just plain more powerful than you, you paying pillock.

After lunch we will be trying to make sense of what exactly the ‘White robe swanning around am I bother-hood’ is all about including the discovery of how being very close to a master can actually build whole communities of aspiring wannabes.

The evening concert will consist of favourite tunes sung by our resident Insannyas ,laden-with-deep-significance-music-Band, including :
PlinkyPlonky on Bass
Perky Planka on Drums
Plonker Lonker on Flute
Dinky Dulala on Tambourine
and Stunning Vocals by The Swedish Chef from the Muppets.
With their favourite Indian Tunes including
Maha Accountanta Loves Dis Songji
We are all rebels , Gosh yes we are aren’t we ?
Where did I park my Range Rover, beloved Osho.?

Please book early as we have our reputations to pay for together with the rent on our outstanding mortgages.

*Prem Martyn has trained in Star Gazing neo Wish Fulfilment, Core Cleansing and Wallet Draining, Being Happier and More Conscious than You are because you’re new to this Game, Osho Orgasmic Hand Tantra, Sacred Wholistic Dance Worship and Not Spotting any Talent, with advanced Talent Spotting on Tuesday Nights. SunnShine Skycloud Inner Vision with Maha Hoho Valium Tyrebendazole.

http://www.wolf.sk/en/en-home

http://www.fuckforforest.com/en/ecoslovakia.html

the million euros it has donated in 9 years of fucking online is probably less than a few days of profits made by Osho Fuckit International in just a few seasons of its historical investments to save consciousness for humanity via lawyers in New York…..or car parks.
money which has disappeared into swiss accounts that only sannyassin canadian fugitives from the Tax man are privvy to.

And if anyone wants to know yes I donated when I had the cash to environmental and land purchase stuff , though I don’t think anyone would pay to see my donger online now, I support any fellow sannyasinners to join up.

Crazy ……I hope so.

”FFF does in fact, have a solid record when it comes to the “forest” part of their equation. While accounting may not look like their strong suit, Leona estimates that the non-profit organisation has made in the region of €100,000 (£85,000) a year, since it started in 2004. Their website details how the money has been spent on buying up land and promoting permaculture and indigenous lifestyles in Brazil, Peru and other countries. And as the film attests, they also live a frugal lifestyle, wearing clothes and eating food they find in rubbish bins, rather than spending the charity’s money.”

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/apr/11/green-sex-activists-documentary

funky monkey…

kiss kiss

News….
France

In October 2011, the European Vegetarian Union reported that the French government’s Décret 2011-1227 and associated Arrêté (September 30, 2011) effectively outlaws the serving of vegan meals at any public or private school in France. Similar decrees are proposed for kindergartens, hospitals, prisons and retirement homes.[25]
source:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_by_country

As long as I don’t have to get down to the molecular size to see it that will be fine.

Havel calls it the unseen ‘hope’,

sannyasin Polymaths need that word changed via Boehmian perceptives of this being that in holographic interweaves

Tatwamasi Swetketu

or have they got all of you by the Bauls ?