Comments on: Osho Resort saves Rs 60 lakh a year

By: Lokesh

Lokesh — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:02:52 +0000

Yes, but they reformed and are now playing for deaf people.

By: Lokesh

Lokesh — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:01:34 +0000

The damn thing’s just electrocuted my pet mouse.

By: Ashok

Ashok — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 03:22:29 +0000

Dear ‘P.M,’
Thank you for your prompt reply and the enclosed replacement for the faulty product previously sent. I have found the new one more than serviceable and have therefore decided to keep it.

Thank you once again for your prompt and responsive attention , clearly you have your clients’ best interests at heart, and consequently I feel ‘seen’ and appreciated as a faithful customer.

Yours most sincerely,
Ashok

By: prem martyn

prem martyn — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 19:35:18 +0000

I thought they broke up years ago… after terrible feedback from the speakers..

By: prem martyn

prem martyn — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 19:33:20 +0000

Dear Unsatisfiable Customers,
Lokesh and Ashok,

It seems there has been an unfortunate mix up in the (follow my ) orders room and those responsible have been ordered to apologise for their own benefit, which has been cut in line with the UK govt guidelines on free loaders.

On behalf of the management I would sincerely like to say sorry, sorry that you seem to be deeply permanently disappointed and run the risk of living with yourselves for the rest of your lives. Either that or you can order our handy new book….
”How to live with yourself for the rest of your life, even though you would like a break sometimes and just live anonymously perhaps as a humble cobbler.”

Speaking of which ,the latest sequel book is conveniently entitled,

‘How to live a life full of cobblers’

..is also available with a free introductory meditation mat covered with hob-nails for fakirs like yourselves.

Hurry while stocks last.

By: Ashok

Ashok — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 03:20:22 +0000

Dear P.M.,

I am very, very, yes – very disappointed in you!
I was hoping that you would feel up to giving me a full slam-dunk-swing with your handbag in your reply -but all I got was a little sarcastic cuff round my lughole e.g. ” You clearly have wisdom and superior understanding.” As such I don’t feel I got full value from your product and therefore am not satisfied. As punishment I regret to inform you that I have decided not to recommend you for a management job in Pune as clearly you are much too light-hearted and in possession of something approaching a sense of humour, for me to honestly believe that you would succeed in the demanding and challenging work-as-rest-environment of Pune. Your free ‘Get Out of Jail’ coupon has been sent by separate cover. Of course, however, you might be able to redeem yourself and your future career by delivering me the full spanking I deserve!

Unsatisfied Customer,

Ashok

By: Lokesh

Lokesh — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 13:19:40 +0000

Who cares?

By: Lokesh

Lokesh — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 13:18:59 +0000

I tried ordering the special specs on Amazon, but they appear to be sold out. There is a pair up for auction on Ebay, but they are badly cracked Oddly enough, the seller’s name is Swami Shantam. The buy it now price is 300$. Should I place a bid? Please advise.

By: prem martyn

prem martyn — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:51:04 +0000

Lokesh,
Please order the special optical illusion blank page reading glasses, which are only £49.99.

Or alternatively jump up and down for extended periods which should have the same effect of giving you the required hidden vision. Please avoid low ceilings.

To order my Low Ceiling Avoidance manual for beginners, ….etc etc etc…

By: Bodhi Vartan

Bodhi Vartan — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:02:02 +0000

How many go to the Resort every year? Isn’t 10.000 the number being thrown around? Well there must be at least 1.000 from the UK … 500 … 200 … 100? What do they do when they come back? Who do they contact? What are their stories?