Comments on: Bahram’s Visit to Ozen: Lokesh

By: frank

frank — Thu, 22 Jun 2017 11:17:42 +0000

I forgot…

There was a man called Rajneesh
Who looked just like, well…Rajneesh.
Many said he was an impostor
But I nominate him for an oscar,
He`s an actor who`s found his own niche.

By: Bong

Bong — Sun, 18 Jun 2017 07:47:53 +0000

Pyramid Leadership.
Self-sufficient market economy mix.
Omnivorous.
Demographic policy.
At least one mandatory cathartic meditation per week.
Allowed private spaces.
Pune 1-2-3, 33%, 33%, 33%

By: shantam prem

shantam prem — Thu, 15 Jun 2017 10:04:24 +0000

Yogi, oh Yogi, it will be in election manifesto of ‘La Marche’, Pune, Yogi will be given free gate pass and room in the commune for being stand-up comedian of Osho community.

By: anand yogi

anand yogi — Thu, 15 Jun 2017 08:06:54 +0000

Kusum,
You are thinking that enlightenment is some kind of joke?

Apart from laughing at the exact moment of punchline when a fully certified and authenticated enlightened master tells a joke, as true devotees do, it is out of the joke and must be taken seriously!

Do you think that characters such as Brian Rajneesh and his followers are some sort of characters out of ‘Mad’ magazine?
And Arun and Modi are some kind of Laurel and Hardy outfit?
Is the Atman something out of Marvel comics like Superman or Batman?

No! All these heroes of consciousness have selflessly worked for aeons for mighty Bhorat dressed in lunghis with belly hanging over and over-sized chuddies and made great proclamations such as “Thou art that” and “Jus` like that” in order to free the unconscious likes of you from the wheel of karma and you find it amusing?

It is certainly Kali Yuga!

You are probably also thinking Shiva`s holy lingam is evidence of the world`s first knob-gag!

Hanging around in the cesspit of negativity that is Sannyasnews is clearly hampering your chances of liberation, Kusum, and as a native of mighty Bhorat, you should be picking up your Nirvana with the same ease as Shantambhai picks up his dole-cheques!

Yahoo!
Hari Om!

By: sw. veet (francesco)

sw. veet (francesco) — Thu, 15 Jun 2017 02:46:28 +0000

Not only Zorba, Buddha is also a social animal. Their freshness is a threat to the sick society, which reacts.

Aloneness is your choice, isolation is a political issue (but you can ignore it, believing to be free, to go in).

Hug,

By: Lokesh

Lokesh — Wed, 14 Jun 2017 19:08:55 +0000

“Murder buddhas and steal their money!”
Brilliant!

By: Tan

Tan — Wed, 14 Jun 2017 18:14:14 +0000

Thanks, Yogi, a good laugh!
I needed it today because the news from the tower block fire really upsets me.
Cheers, my love! XXX

By: kusum

kusum — Wed, 14 Jun 2017 14:38:29 +0000

A.Yogi, have you thought about pursuing career as a writer in some comic magazine?

By: anand yogi

anand yogi — Wed, 14 Jun 2017 13:35:59 +0000

Perfectly correct, Lokesh!
When the disciple is ready the master appears!

Of course,the western baboons will claim that I am “a few chapatis short of a thali” or suffering from “delusions of grandeur” or some other ridiculous disease dreamed up by therapriests to murder buddhas and steal their money!

Buddha did not have therapy!
Krishna did not need his heads examined!
Mahavir did not need a check-up from the neck up!
Osho did not create the white coat brotherhood!

Yahoo!

By: shantam prem

shantam prem — Wed, 14 Jun 2017 13:22:52 +0000

Marvellously cool.
No malefic, no reverence, this is Zen Osho style, even patriarch will get his share for bluffing.