Comments on: From Dr Kavita, Jodhpur

By: Lokesh

Lokesh — Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:50:47 +0000

Keep it coming, Yogi.

By: Arpana

Arpana — Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:27:42 +0000

It means bet you can’t guess what this means, MOD.

Giving a thumbs-up sign and grinning good-naturedly at the same time.

By: anand yogi

anand yogi — Sat, 07 Mar 2015 17:16:15 +0000

Tan,
You are clearly not aware that like so many words in the English language hanky panky is derived from the Hindi, like bungalow, verandah, pyjama, bandanna, shampoo.

‘Kama Sutra hanky panky wallah’ is meaning: one who sits on backside all day reading Kama Sutra and pulling his string.

By: Arpana

Arpana — Sat, 07 Mar 2015 16:45:14 +0000

You’re not a Brit, are you Tan, but you have a fantastic grasp of idiomatic English, vernacular and slang.
（‐＾▽＾‐）オーホッホ

(MOD: TRANSLATE SIGNS, PLEASE!)

By: Tan

Tan — Sat, 07 Mar 2015 16:32:26 +0000

Anand Yogi, we were missing you, again lots of laughter, and when you say “continue the age-old Indic traditions but updated for the new yuga with a bit of Kama sutra hanky-panky thrown in!”, it is really hilarious! Loved it! XXX

By: anand yogi

anand yogi — Sat, 07 Mar 2015 15:08:40 +0000

Yes, Shantambhai, we are certainly united as brothers who share the vision of mighty Bhorat!

We both understood immediately on contact with the gora that the male western mind was nothing but mind whereas the female western body showed great potential to those who had, up to that point, been religiously oiling their holy lingams for 5000 years!

Modi has certainly made a great contribution by declaring that many surgical procedures originated in our mighty religion, which, as you have tirelessly pointed out, has been overrun by alcoholic Anglo-Saxons!

Is it not true that our very underwear has been grafted onto us before we were born?
And Vedic advances in stem cell surgery and astrological sciences has produced brain stem death on a wide scale and resulted in a wave of no-mind amongst the people, you and I included!

And you are perfectly correct when you say that “dirty Indian talk must be acknowledged”!

It is perfectly natural from one born in a religion where it is customary to blow the lingam of the father, grandfather and any other relative who has not yet been dispatched into his new life wearing the centuries-old holey underwear!
It is our tradition!

Osho also wished to build a religion.

The absurd western psycho-analists believe in some nonsense about ‘working on yourself’, finding out who you are from some abc maharishi! The absurdities of the western mind!

Wheras we who are aware of Japanese zen porn know full well what it means to ‘work on oneself!

So, it is left to those such as you and I to continue the age-old indic traditions but updated for the new yuga with a bit of kama sutra hanky-panky thrown in!

If mighty Bhorat could absorb Buddha’s teachings, which were rebellious and anti-hindu, and turn him into an incarnation of Vishnu, then why not Osho?

We can remain holy and still get a bit of rumpy-pumpy as we are going along!

Yahoo!
Hari Om!

By: Shantam prem

Shantam prem — Sat, 07 Mar 2015 14:28:24 +0000

Anand Yogi,
There are few things common in us. We are Indian, we are Osho disciples and we know Japanese zen porn!

Evolution does not end here. Western glamour and Indian dirty talk needs to be acknowledged too. Fantasy of the Indian mind, be it spirituality or sexuality is highly refined as well as crude.

This makes India the land where all the centuries inhibit together.

By: anand yogi

anand yogi — Sat, 07 Mar 2015 12:07:33 +0000

Perfectly correct, Shantambhai!

These western baboons have abused the freedom that Osho has given them, as you clearly point out, and gone berserk in search of multiple partners, even 69ing with constipated liberal ayatollahs on holy podiums!

Thank you, Bhai, for that piece of information, I was not aware of the new lows of depravity that those mindfuckers and lama-lickers trying to obtain ultimate orgasm with multiple masters had fallen into!

Make no mistake, you are playing a vital role in the genesis of how religions evolve and it is absolutely necessary that there is someone with no-mind at ground zero for all the invisible readers!

Like professors Dawkins and Cox, rational baboons understand nothing of the ancient Vedic science of starsigns!

And the Scottish ex-baboon Lokesh clearly needs financial advice from one such as you who has exported the time-honoured wisdom of mighty Bhorat to the spiritual wasteland of the West by using siddhis acquired in your homeland to extract money from the unconscious German people in order to fund your search for the ultimate,which you have found in the realm of Japanese zen porn!

And in the process, also surrendering and allowing yourself to be a vehicle for the bad karma that was inevitably coming to Deutschland!

Western science, which was predated by 5000 years by the science of mighty Bhorat, will never be able to understand or comprehend the nature of the noxious gases that blow mindlessly through the rings of Uranus at ever-more frequent intervals!

Keep up the heroic work, bhai!

On behalf of all the invisible readers, including my own guru, Swami Bhorat, I urge you to keep up the good work which has done so much to increase the karmic possibilties at Sannyas News!

Hari Om!
Yahoo!

By: shantam prem

shantam prem — Sat, 07 Mar 2015 08:58:14 +0000

Lokesh, do you think your navel is the epic center of the world? If not yours, then someone closer to you?

There is a saying, “Money speaks, wealth whispers.” Still it is not too late to be a wealthy man, Mr. Lokesh.

By: satyadeva

satyadeva — Fri, 06 Mar 2015 22:46:05 +0000

At this time of the week, it’s a resounding “but of course” to your questions, and your highly perceptive, er, ‘right bang on the money’ second paragraph. Dead right about Lokesh – just send it all, asap, to me, ok? (bank: Santander, a/c no: 3756337, sort code: 09-01-26). Cheers.