So, Prem, it takes me – according to you, someone who’s never meditated in his life – to point out to you – a self-styled ‘expert’ in the field, who thinks himself eminently ‘qualified’ to dish out a so-called “Zen stick” to the ‘ignorant’ – that you had failed to adequately define what meditation is. Due, no doubt, to becoming too caught up in self-righteous anger.

Food for er, ‘thought’, eh?

Now, where’s my trusty ‘Zen stick’..? Ah yes, here it is…

Kappow! Take that, you careless, pretentious, little fool!

You should careful, bhai!

Shantam was once like you!
Full of the innocence of mighty Bharat, with goolies of bliss mindlessly exploding into timeless meditation 24/7.

But then he started to argue and fight with baboons and they dragged him down to their level!

Now, by wasting his breath instead of watching it, he has developed spiritual halitosis which sends forth its filthy music from both ends and even the holiest of holy heavy-duty chuddies have not been able to contain the flow, which like the mighty Ganga, is in urgent need of a good clean-up!

And it is all the fault of western Anglo-Saxon arrogant British judgmental bastards who urinate on our holy shrine and abuse our holy Indian politicians who are simply mass-murdering muslims for karmic reasons that the ignorant westerner who does not know anything about India cannot understand because of his judgmental mind which has never meditated!

Yahoo!
Hari Om!

As for your second paragraph, well, how old are you – 14? Dream on, mate.