Comments on: Osho finds a way to the Young

By: Lokesh

Lokesh — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 23:03:54 +0000

Hi Teertha, i saw a film a few years back about a scene in Yugoslavia. A guy is killed so they put his body on top of an anti-personel mine as a booby trap. Then the guy wakes up.
Yes, their is a movie script that will need a treatment-
My story is a first in regards Osho…I use him as a character in a fictional story…although he only really starts to appear in my second book, which is a sequel.

By: shantam

shantam — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 14:38:48 +0000

Just imagine, what will be the outcome when Ma Angela Markel, Ma Hillary Clinton, Swami Nicolas Sarakozy and Swami David Cameron go for a three weeks crash course in Meditation at Osho International Meditation Resorts Pvt. Ltd, Pune India?

They will simply stop speaking with each other. Ignoring the other is the best way to avoid the mind conforntaions, a must for the world peace and its financial stabilty!!
(It is a realistic satire. I know you won’t get it, if you have not participated at stand up comedies at the Ashram)

By: Teertha

Teertha — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:36:08 +0000

Lokesh, the premise of your ‘Mind Bomb’ sounds intriguing and movie-worthy. Have you written a script? Off the top, two films that come to mind are ‘The Beast’, a 1981 war flick about a stranded Russian battle tank in Afghanistan. It has a scene in the movie where the hero is bound to a rock with a live grenade under his head — he has to move to escape, but if he does, the bomb goes off. The other movie that comes to mind is ‘Buried’, a recent flick with Ryan Reynolds about a guy buried alive in a coffin during the Iraq war, with only a lighter and a cell phone. Very well done movie.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/buried/

By: sannyasnews

sannyasnews — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 18:29:54 +0000

Ed’s Note:
Lokesh (Luke Mitchell) has written two fictional works.
One is called Mind Bomb published by Melrose Books in 2007. The second is called Boderline Dreamtime published by Spiderwize in 2010.
They are available through Amazon and both worth reading.

By: martyn

martyn — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 12:54:57 +0000

In our ongoing series .. ’Tips for Change’ we invite readers to send in their very own home grown advice on how they made an everlasting and deep change in their lives.
This week we hear from Swami DadAron dadoo Run-Run (made famous by that fifties lyric) of Nepal..

’ Ah yes very good acchha ok dokey .. is the microphone on? .. testing testing..

Once after a Lady Gargoyle show I went back home and I realised what a show life really was .. suddenly it came,, wobble wobble haha …haaa ….in a flash…the realisation.. that everything was Osho….
Going into the kitchen…. I undressed completely and put my underpants on my head… and rushed out the front door laughing and jumping for joy…
Just then who should pop down the road than my old friend and Osho’s, and now huge lady Gargoyle fan .. the Prime Minister of Nepal…out for his usual morning motorcade inspecting the garden utopia of well manicured lawns and commune dwellings we loosely call Shaggy-La…

’’ DadA Run-Run’’ said the PM.
I replied, .. ’I am.. I am what do you think i’m doing ’

’’Ha ha’ , replied the Prime Minister .. ’You joker, what are you up to this time.. a new message , an insight , a worthwhile spiritual bit of energy sharing ?’’

’No, Ive been to a Lady Gargoyle concert’ I replied….

’’Ah yes It was. don’t tell me…rubbish..accha.’’Pants’’’ as they say in youth circles.. i gettit .. very good Daddo Ron-Ron.. mind you don’t catch a chill.’’,said the smiling PM.
And with that the Nepali armed guard hustled him back into his awaiting bullet proof flying swan designer Rolls Royce to take him on another fact finding mission in downtown Nepal….. complete with free give aways of Lady Gargoyle CD’s and bundles of marks and spencer underpants as free gifts to the poor and needy ….
’’ One day I shall rename this country Oshostan..or perhaps Gargleland’’ he mused quietly to himself…. as out the RollsRoyce car window he spied a large pot-bellied man being wrestled to the ground…
The PM wizzed the electric window down..
.’’Pants, Pants ha hahaha….Gaga is Osho-mad and…. so are you’’, he called ..

By: Teertha

Teertha — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 01:37:05 +0000

Glamor is an interesting drug. So easy to become mesmerized by the glitterati, and to think that all the attention they receive actually amounts to something special about them. Some of you here may remember Terence Stamp, who was a sannyasin in the late ’70s. He had a good role in Peter Brook’s 1979 movie version ‘Meetings With Remarkable Men’, where he played Gurdjieff’s friend and teacher Prince Lubovedsky. He’s one case of an actor connected to Osho who was more than a mediocre performer (like Cruise) and had more than a passing interest in Osho (like most of the others).

As for the above quotes, most are rather dated (Fellini croaked two decades ago), but Osho was a natural fit with glamor, being such a charismatic himself. I understand Prince Charles came very close to meeting Osho in the ’70s, but decided on it being too risky or something for his image. Imagine the sovereign of England being a sannyasin, and being crowned wearing their mala. Imagine the outrage. Would have made for great theatre.

By: martyn

martyn — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:59:34 +0000

New for Christmas from the Stable of those songs we all love to hear.. Yes Its that time of year again when we just love to warble along to old favourite tunes.. and this year Piten and Pital.,the Peter and Mary of the mantra world have released their Xmas songbook with lyrics so that we can all singa-longa-.
Also appearing on the album set will be a duet with Lurpak Chopra and International singing slag Lady Gargoyle…
Here are snippet reviews of the songs and their Lyrics now downloadable on I Loony Tunes..

Song number one the famous Veda Rickshaw Mantra
’’ Mita not Working.’’.
.the tune originally ,as we all know was that cozy lullaby ..llalala lalalaaa uuuuuu pling pling plong plonkyy plonky laalaaa

now the full lyrics have been added..and they are..

’’Ohhhh lalalalalaaaaa ohhhhhhh plinky plonky plonky pluuuuuuuu
plinky plonky me and youuuuu….Oshooooo ’’
Total running time 54 minutes

Track number 2 Is with Lurpak Chopra on the bongos…with the famous vedic ditty…sung so beautifully by Pimal and Piten in traditional style.that never to be forgotten tune….
.Lolalala laaaaoool mmmmmmm lalalalaa ol laola aolaaaaaa plinky plonky plonky
now with the full added lyrics
’o belovedddddd lalalalalalala plinky plonky you are so plonky i always warm to the plinkiness of your plonk in my never ending lalalalalalala..

Reviewed on amazon.com
by L. Urpak C. Hopra (no relation)
********** out of five*
This is the most marvellous album of rickshaw tunes one could ever wish to buy for a typical Indian Christmas …..or rickshaw driver ever ever.

Review by Miss L Gargoyle.

This is so much like I imagined it would be .. full of like things, that you can like listen to like when you are just feeling like meditative and like me and like everything is so amazing I can’t wait to actually hear the album, which i haven’t even heard yet but all my friends and just like zzzzzzzzzzz like ..zzzzz like

By: Lokesh

Lokesh — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:18:00 +0000

Somehow this kind of report leaves me singularly unimpressed. They should be reading my books…not Osho’s. It’s an outrage.

By: alok john

alok john — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:29:28 +0000

I used to watch Paparazzi in the local pub. She is only 24 now and as far as I can see she writes the music and the lyrics. And she plays the music and designs the videos.

By: frank

frank — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 18:32:16 +0000

gagaji it is……